CorneliusTalmadge

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Remember that I time I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears. Well that’s nothing cuz you got a gambling problem!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Smithers why didn’t you tell me about this. Well it happened 30 years before I was born sir. O that’s your excuse for everything.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You got greedy Martin!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That’s a door?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah there were definitely southwestern ingredients involved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Duffman can you bring in 2 bottles of smooooth untainted Duff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The whole family is there Bart Lisa and expecting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This Slurm can. Garbage. These papers. Garbage. This picture of your wife… Pure Garbage!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I guess it depends on the exact moment and your view on urban myths…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well Grampa Simpson more then likely didn’t need social security because of the pension he received after working 30yrs as a night watchmen at the cranberry silo.

according to this survey: in 2023 only 64% of retired people age 65+ received any income from pensions. I can’t he but think that number is probably inflated as they note “Sources of income include the income of a spouse or partner.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Shuuuuuuut uuuuup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you ever noticed that crossing the desert is a lot like the unblinking eye?

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