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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 47 points 5 days ago (3 children)

True story.

I was at the supermarket and I was about to pick up a bottle of premium steak sauce. The guy walking by me says that I should look at the label; it's just ketchup and horse radish and I can make it better at home. I check and he's right. I thank him and go on.

A few minutes later I see the same guy buying bottled ice tea.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I his defense, have you ever tried to make iced tea with ketchup and horseradish? It’s fucking nasty.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The ol steak house special brew.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hold my Brisk, I'm going in

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

This is why we are social beings. We're also kinda dumb sometimes and help each other a lot.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've found it surprisingly difficult to make good iced tea.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

imho, the secret is to use dried mint leaves, not fresh.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

which mint? i was just at the nursery and they had an entire hoop house full of mint.

i also discovered how much fun it is to say hoop house and i've been annoying my wife with it. HOOP HOUSE!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

lol! I go to the local butcher shop that has a rack of Salma [TM] products and get 'mint'

Technically, it's yerba buena, which is Spanish for 'good herb'

And Cheech and Chong notwithstanding, it's not marijuana.

A quick search says it's neither peppermint nor spearmint, it's a unique herb.

Again, not marijuana

Also, I thought 'hoop house' was a typo for 'hot house.'

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dammit I live near San Francisco. All my searches for yerba buena are going to get me a city. I'll go check the hoop house

Edit ha I got to say it again

I feel kind of like owly the door right now

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 5 days ago

Have you tried sun tea?