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Dull Men's Club

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 138 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm concerned you don't understand how fantastically non-dull this is.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 104 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At this point it seems likely they have at least one dull drill bit.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A dull, and valid, point. So to say.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Man, you guys are sharp

[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Carbide/diamond rotary hammer bits don't really "cut" as much as they turn concrete into to dust a little bit at a time. Interestingly, that dust then help to abrade any steel you might encounter along the way.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Looks pretty boring to me.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You know the difference between drilling and boring? Drilling is when you use a rotating tool to make a hole, boring is sitting around and talking about it.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 16 points 2 months ago

I figured a hole is too dull, but a hole in a vault puts it right into the sweet spot

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh come on mate, you can’t just post lower effort comment and get more likes!

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 71 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I worked in a place that was built on a vault. They used it for storage. I wouldn’t go in but they showed me, and told the tale of someone who did indeed get stuck in the vault a few years before.

They installed a phone in there after that happened.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

They were VERY shaken up, but okay. They were in there for almost an hour. They were found when someone who was still there (working late) was like “uhhhh has anyone seen Marsha?” and nobody had, so they started searching.

The building is large and there are six floors. The vault was in B1.

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That folding ruler is the only thing preventing the door to shut close and trap you in the vault forever.

I guess you can drill a bigger hole in the wall to escape.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, bit there is actually a pice of wood in the door that does that. I wasn't even concerned at all

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean no offense but I kinda feel people like you and the box guy should be banned from this sub. You guys just don't get what dull means. I just imagine you guys must be like double agent ninja astronaughts so all this stuff is dull to you.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah i can see that. I guess my thinking is that it's a pretty dull job, just cranking the machine until you're done, not something even interesting enough to post. But the fact that it was a thick vault wall, made it just interesting enough to not just be boring. But the reactions here definitely say otherwise.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My heart rate increased just reading this. I bet there were diamonds involved also, you monster!

e: oh no, there were! I think I'm having the vapors.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

So much boring makes it mildly interesting to be honest.

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

leminal.space

Can I take a second to swoon over your instance name?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I hadn't noticed. You're right, that's just...fantastic.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP is planning something big.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God i wish. Drilling in drom the outaide would've been the ultimate dream.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, man. You gotta build a false wall in tje vault and then hide in it and drill out in the dead of night.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Well damn. I thought about drilling in and then let a cat go through. But so far that only results in a trapped cat.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cat in the safe eh?? You need to send another cat in to lure this cat out.

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[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 months ago

I have been doing electrical work on converting two different banks to two different restaurants.

Oh boy, getting a new cable inside the vault, quite a job.

On other there was door drawn in the plans from kitchen to office. The workers started doing carving the wall in nice door shape. After 20cm (8 inches), they took longest drill they had onsite, and tested how far they needed to still go. It didn't come through the other side. After 20 years today, there is door shape 20cm incline in the kitchen.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Anyway today, the boys and I at the emergency room had to remove a concrete doughnut around a very twisted...

[–] Arnl@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Libb@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

RIP the little that was already left of my brain, after I figured it out :p

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey i'm just a guy with a big drill.

But i think to hook up a vent, because it gets reused as a kitchen.

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[–] kuoushi@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It makes the wall go faster.

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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We've seen the hole, we've seen the door, to complete the story can we see the drill?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately i underestimated how interesting it is. So i already went home.

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[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude.... you've got to give specifics. How long did it take, what type of bit, how many, all the good stuff..

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

From start to finish it took like 3 hours. But a lot of the time was making sure the water doesn't go everywhere and because there was no close water access, i had to use a manual water pump thingy, which i had to refill again and again. The bits are pretty much all the same, some diamond crown bits. They last quite a long time if you don't overheat them.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Need a 18 inch dick for glory there.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

Was this some roundabout attempt to initiate the viral success of The Safe?

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