I just nibble on a bar of soap like a normal person.
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Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
That sounds good, especially if cold. And you can eat it like an animal and just let the juice go all over your body.
Orange juice for the orange juice god! Orange peels for the ~~compost pile~~ orange peel throne!
You leave the peels at the bottom of your shower until you finish showering so that it smells nice and orangey for the whole time.
but what if you have to participate in an impromptu kart race
Not possible. Everyone knows gamers don't shower.
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Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.
Now ribs I can see! They aren't in danger of getting soggy, and you could string them on a cord and hang them around your neck like a merger of caveman fashion and an adult version of the candy necklace.
That would save on so many napkins!
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Beer, wine, or mead in a shower is a good time. This is just… not heresy, but something close.
You like a shower beer...now just imagine adding a reuben. How is it not even better? Do you just not like reubens?
Your shower must be more spacious than mine because I have a hard time imagining keeping it dry. My shower also lacks a sandwich shelf like yours.
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Shower beer vs. Shower beef
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Are you sure you're in the shower? ... or at a rowdy German Octoberfest and covered in urine?
I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.
That's an unfortunate waste of cheese
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Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.
The best is definitely beer.
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If someone sends me a picture like this, they're getting a "wellness check".
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I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below
Oh shit is it not?
Since we're apparently doing shower-food horrors, I'm just going to propose Ortolan.
Ortolan is a small songbird that is found in Europe. It is a protected species in many countries due to declining numbers. However, in France, there was a long tradition of capturing, force-feeding and drowning ortolans in Armagnac to produce a dish considered the height of gourmandise.
The fuck is wrong with the French
And it's done traditionally to wear a towel over your head as you eat the entire bird, bones at and all, in one bite...
...to hide from God, who knows what you did.
I'm not joking.
They used a napkin, not an actual towel. The French word for napkin is serviette, which is also the word for towel.
Fuckin eh. Is that worse than foie gras? I don't even know.
Well ortolan was typically eaten with a napkin covering one's head, to hide one's shame from God for eating it.
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There are no dry corners in my shower. The shower head rules all. Only beer is allowed.
We had a large system outage in the 90's and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.
One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.
A shower beer?
"A shower beer... it's the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer"
I tried it, honestly didn't get it.
The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.
Also, I can't find good corned beef anywhere near here.
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Duh. Soup, obv. It's already wet.
Perpetual stew!
Icy pops. Known by many different names regionally, it's those plastic tubes with frozen sugar water in them
Hot water on skin + sweet frozen water in mouth = mmmmmmm
Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.
They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you're a nonbeliever. It's an experience that transcends snacks.
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Shower chickpeas is the way to go. Pop open a can, rinse in the shower, eat fistfulls. Yim yum.
Kramer shower salad.
If you're not having Ovaltine made of your own shower water, are you even drinking your Ovaltine?
Sure as fuck ain't drinking your ovaltine.
Shower beer is hard to beat
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