Fucking fuck. Immediately after I posted this they literally ran an ICE recruitment ad.
Tujio
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Watching football on CBS right now. The commercials are military recruitment ads. The network promos are for cop shows. The 60 Minutes spot is a puff piece on bourbon barrels (you know, America's liquor).
It took less than a year for them to go from halfway respectable to full fascism.
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Every game now can determine the #1 seed. I don't know if my heart or my liver will go out first.
Win the division before the gave even starts. Well done. Don't let up, though. Bear down.
Nah, he had her buried there so he could cheat on her one last time.
Many years ago I lost the naming rights of my firstborn in a bet. If I have a boy I have to name him Dongshaun. If I have a girl she has to be Clydia.
One of my coworkers is a militant atheist metalhead. He's also fully maga cult. He's been ranting about people saying 'happy holidays' all week. It's a bizarre contradiction.
Same, dude. Gave myself surface germaphobia during a plague that turns out doesn't really transmit via surfaces. I've made lots of rituals over the years about the objects that I touch. Hand sanitizer everywhere, cell phone sanitizer, gloves, etc. Went a little too far for a while, now I'm also trying to crawl back into normalcy.
Biggest positive change I've made recently is this: if I'm not eating finger food, what the fuck does it matter if my hands are dirty? I've got my cell phone in my hand right now, I'm touching the TV remote, I've got a can of beer. Not freaking out. I'm gonna scrub my hands like a surgeon before I eat this bag of chips, but right now? Fine.
Still got some hangups about doorknobs and sink handles, but I'm miles better than I was a few years ago.
I think it's kind of irrelevant if he committed suicide or got murdered. The important thing is that it was allowed. Powerful people (cough couch Bill Barr) made the decision to end his life, one way or the other, to protect their own pedophile asses.
When I was in Glasgow I couldn't understand anybody older than 40.
It ain't the same.
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I get that this is a super problematic take, but I firmly believe that every daughter hates her mom from age 13-21.