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[–] fizzle@quokk.au 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh man. The US has lost its edge in everything. Its a real shit show.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 10 minutes ago

You don't need much from a government, but it doesn't work with a bunch of thieving criminals.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)
[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago
  • panik : they got more drugs approved
  • kalm : we don't believe in medicine or drugs, we're antivaxxx
  • naturopathy - raw milk can cure cancer and any other disease known to man
  • tankie : their vaccines cause aids
  • tankie 2 : the drugs are approved but they don't exist
  • murican exceptionalism : our drugs are bigger, better, more expensive and cause more dependency
[–] arc99@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This cunt is a child killer. Not through negligence, but deliberately and intentionally.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

I think you can call him a mass murderer at this rate.

China isn't perfect, but they got some good ideas.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/jul/11/china.jonathanwatts

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Soon a new trump tweet:

FAKE NEWS MEDIA won’t tell you this, but GREAT American Scientists just CRUSHED the number of DEADLY DRUGS pouring into OUR Country! DOWN BIG LEAGUE! China, you POISONOUS SCUMBAGS, STOP making your NEW KILLER DRUGS and MURDERING our Precious CHILDREN! We’re WINNING like NEVER BEFORE! MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN! 🇺🇸

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

“I want to take this opportunity to encourage our scientists to invest more research into the fascinating field of Raccoon penis. I’ll gladly share my findings.”

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

I hear they are pumping more money into roadkill extract for curing autism.

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This dude thinks aspirin causes autism but then complains we're not approving enough drugs. That tapeworm really did a number on this guy.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 minutes ago

Axchually he said it's acetaminophen what somehow causes autism

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 7 hours ago

Guess where Arrakis Sandworms anscstors came from.

Should rather link to their shitty dope too.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

that's a weird metric to look at because drug approval happens only like, 5-15 years after end of preclinical research, sometimes longer

clinical trials also take fuckton of money but this might be also post-2008 cuts that we only see effects of now

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It is indeed not the current administration that led to this.
It certainly won't help but that is not the cause, neither is the 2008 one.
China has been advancing in plenty fields for a few decades now.
They have already caught up or surpassed others in plenty fields.
Americans are clinging to their USA nr 1 mantra, but that's delusional.
They refuse to accept to the fact they already have been beaten and there is nothing they can do about it.
Despite banning and sanctions China has a massive lead in nearly all crucial tech fields.
The gap will only become bigger.

[–] Gathorall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago) (1 children)

The funniest thing is that all the while China is the largest creditor of USA by far, and USA has had foreign investment pouring in overall all those decades.

USA had the money not just to maintain but rapidly advance, and a head start. To bite the dust in this situation is some serious incompetence.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It wouldn't be this bad but they would've lost either way.
China has 4x the population.
They can spend more money from their healthy economy while the US is declining.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

The lines must go up metric

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 48 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That's so unexpected and weird, did the severed dead raccoon penis not help at all??

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The brain worm may have shifted, thus allowing neurons to connect again.

[–] Canajan@piefed.ca 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Was about to make a similar comment lol, you beat me to it. So wild, who in there right mind would say to themselves “I’m gonna cut off that dead raccoons penis for research, ya research “

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

It's so so much better when you see the full quote. He thought he was the normal one in his family lol. Keep in mind this is his own words from his diary.

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be."

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 19 points 8 hours ago

It's so weird watching the cognitively impaired elderly because they say 98% random left field nonsense and then the fucking 2% profound revelation statements.

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 136 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Besides drug approval, which is not a measurement in itself, I can attest to this. A large German pharma, has increased their head count from 7 to 40 within a year. They bought a local pharma for 1 billion US dollar and at the same time closed a US facility. The same goes for many other pharmas. You can say what you want about China, but they are investing heavily in science. Because they believe in science. Unlike the current regime of the US.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 59 points 13 hours ago

Canada is hiring American doctors left right and center.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I still don't really trust China, it's more reliable than the US regime (minus Democratic areas) rn, but still, that's a low bar.

[–] Elting@piefed.social 17 points 10 hours ago

I'm sure they will carry on the world hegemon tradition of being generally contemptible.

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[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

Eh, ymmv. Did you know they defunded BioNTech? The developers of what is now the Pfizer Covid vaccine? Covid vaccine research is desperately needed (see vaccine injury) but there is no funding.

Many EU countries are defunding science. Being a researcher is an absolute nightmare. Brussels is receiving tons more applications for funding because researchers aren't getting money from their own government anymore. University departments are being shut down.

People who have been doing scientific and medical research for decades are finding themselves on the streets.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's so fun looking for work now after a career in vaccine and cancer therapy development.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 7 hours ago

Ooohh...damn...oh...uh...damn...snap.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 89 points 13 hours ago (5 children)
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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is he not directly responsible for defunding a lot of the research and programs that would have helped here? Weird that Captain All-Natural cares about having less drugs than China.

[–] Ooops@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Yes, but that's entirely missing the point here.

Drug research and development takes decades until final approval. If there is a decrease in the US (or an increase in China), you need to look for cuts (or additional investments) in the early 2000s.

The damage this idiot has done will not be visible for quite some time...

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 34 points 13 hours ago

The regime cannot fail, it can only be failed. Those scientists were supposed to do their job of finding evidence for whatever possibly non-metaphorical bug RFK Jr has up his ass on a given day. 🙄

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 27 points 13 hours ago

Cancer mad it's killing the host.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

That's what happens when you let everyone know you're not going to eat your lunch, someone else is going to eat it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (7 children)
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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

mr wormbrain distraction for trump. notice he was eerily absent in the news when all that ice, iran attack was happening, and now that is likely is "blown over",.

[–] benny@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

The Republicans in the room:

[–] core@leminal.space 3 points 10 hours ago

It looks like he used a lot of them too.

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