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With soaps and indeed many bases you also have to remember they are made to lower surface tension. Which means soap gets in smaller holes than plain water your water resistant phones were tested with. So very careful with the wetness if you use those.

Though the base pay is far from bad with the job requirement of a pulse. So it's not like the department isn't bleeding cash to make USA worse.

Eh, it works more than 80% of the time.

Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?

Your sundial still isn't showing time.

Likely to also land on feral or horny.

Now that is simply not true. They enjoy it immensely, your suffering is very important for their job satisfaction.

Political opinions aren't protected speech in the states?

I'm not sad about police shooting Babbit like I'm not sad about Hitler shooting himself. She got exactly what she deserved.

Well that's already who runs US, how bad it could be?

The US constitution does specify that punishment is free to be cruel if it is usual.

Ironically enough union busting wasn't on the original list of their duties, so policing set up an unified front to get extra to for that duty, or companies hired third party mercenaries (who may be part moonlighting police) to do it or paid extra.

Of course eventually union busting was outright codified as police duty so workers would collectively pay for a pool of mercenaries any company can use to oppress them, much more efficient.