I think I can do it
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Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.
CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?
I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one's perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
Maybe the opposite, if they're fewer and more effective in certain cases.
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
They probably need some high paid women as "executives"
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
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But…. I can try…
I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
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I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
How would you know if you don't try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"
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Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
I was hoping she could fix me.
I can fix her
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.
Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.
Can a psycho fuck any other way?
Iunno, im not a psychiatrist
I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date
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