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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

[–] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] bazo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago

Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie

Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

And Killing Eve