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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Going around, sniffing the couches she's sat on.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

That she sat on it is pure coincidence. He just does that to all couches

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ooooo... Is that.... Leather? Rubs between the couch cushions

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This comment wins the Internet today.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I ain't here to kink shame, and yet, I am.

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God, where is Triumph when we need him

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

JD she is not a voluptuous couch that you dream of

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

jd's actually going up to wisconsin to visit ashley in arcadia. EAU just happens to be the airport he's flying into to get there.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

B-B-But she's made with black indian leather!
A-A-And the p-p-pussy cat fragrance of dolphins.
Wearing rubber....gloves.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

He’s following Harris around because Trump is literally too old and tired to do Harris’ level of campaigning. And in a few hours Harris will have a VP also running around. Best of luck JD. Harris has been flying to several states a day.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

This part is amazing:

Vance needled Harris on Monday for not being more accessible to reporters herself.

“This moment could set off a real economic calamity around the globe,” he wrote on X. “It requires steady leadership—the kind President Trump delivered for four years. Kamala Harris is too afraid to answer media questions and cannot lead us in these troubled times.”

Things are dire! We need leadership! Why isn't the vice president giving press conferences?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That JD Vance fucker is really cringe and weird.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

*That JD Vance the couch fucker is really cringe and weird.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Bro her heritage is intersectional. It doesn't mean what you think it means!

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Such a weird stalker type of guy.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget your eyeliner.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The couch fucker is also a stalker?

[–] SkavarSharraddas@gehirneimer.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or a lost little dog that misses its master.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He's definitely the master when it comes to fucking a couch. Much like other little dogs.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

mastur

FTFY

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

He doesn’t even use lube like the rest of us

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 8 points 2 years ago

Just like a predator!

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ohio man follows woman across country as she interviews for a promotion; believes octogenarian more capable despite him being let go from same position 4 years prior

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 2 years ago

if your not the lead dog the view never changes.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sloppy seconds