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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 213 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Weed is such a harmless little bullshit drug to be so ridiculously over-the-top hyper criminalized in some countries like bruh.

Weed is gonna ruin your life because if you have it on your person imma sens you to prison for 30 fucking years and ruin your life.

It does not. Make. Sense.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 101 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Outlawing cannabis products was essentially an exercise in deliberate systemic racism in the US. (Nixon).

Unsure about the rest of the world.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago

IIRC the US heavily pressured other countries with tariffs to also ban it

[–] miked@piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It goes farther back than that. DuPont and Hurst had a hand in making cannabis look bad.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

And hemp makes for a garbage printing medium anyway

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

India here, colonial penal code outlawed it but we're too prudish to change it after independence

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[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was about paper prices?

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Making cocaine illegal was for black people. Weed was for the hippies.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. To suppress the anti (Vietnam) war protests.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup. The goal was to make both groups felons to prevent them from voting.

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Meanwhile alcohol, one of the most harmful substances, is being consumed like water 😐

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 34 points 1 week ago

Delicious, masterfully distilled, barrel aged, water of life πŸ‘‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘‰πŸ₯ƒ

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the dudes with the bud light cans.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I did it all day every day for 12 years, then quit and went back to work like nothing happened. Try that with any other drug

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The only issue I have with weed, and most other drugs, is that you can't easily test for them in a person's system, meaning that you can't know if someone's driving under the influence. This wouldn't be as much of a problem if not for the fact that we have have such a car centric society. I don't like people endangering other people just for a buzz.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Imagine being so car brained that you base personal freedom around it

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think this is "car brained". They're not saying anything around public transit, just that we need to have a test for DWI and weed. People shouldn't be jailed for 30 years regardless of the presence of the test or not, but we do still need some other test. Otherwise I guarantee that "don't drive while baked" will be the next infomercial you see in a few years.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missing the point a bit, we shouldn't base legalization around if people are going to drive their cars on a substance.

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[–] CoolCat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You can easily test if they're in someone's system with a saliva test, so your argument doesn't make any sense.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Blood test is better for weed. It's only detectable for 12h vs 24h with saliva.

But levels of THC aren't really correlated with impairment.

[–] CoolCat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

12 to 24h seems good (maybe even too long imho) in the context of driving a car.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not when the levels have no bearing on intoxication.

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[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The best way to eliminate this risk is public transit.

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[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They have mouth swabs they use now that can tell for smoking.

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[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

I am 100% on bike I see no argument on there. Just don't smoke 3 day before you have to drive.

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[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They were ambassadors for airport customs at Incheon, and in this scene, they were being shown contraband found in passengers’ luggage.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I choose to think the 2 girls on her arms are holding her back from taking it and running. πŸ˜‚

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

I mean, the look on her face says it all.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Silly girl, bring LSD for international flights. It's odorless, tasteless, and you can being a shitload on a piece of blotter paper that looks like it's being used as a bookmark

[–] NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just to be clear, you probably don't want to take it during the flight.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is this? The Miss Incheon airport customs pageant?

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago

"I would like to thank first of all my family, for all the weed!"

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Welcome to South Korea! We're the best Korea since we have weed and no generational concentration camps!

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, wait, wait, you have weed in south Korea????????

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weed is super duper illegal in SK, they've increased the number of weed related arrests year over year. There was even a huge crackdown at the end of last year.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was gonna say, that flies in the face of like everything I've heard about Korea, haha.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

If he's lying about the weed, it makes you wonder about the generational concentration camps. Methinks they doth protest too much.

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Allegedly it's sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weed is legal in north korea not south

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[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.

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