I'll bet this is something the founding fathers never saw coming, a thing 45 previous first ladies have never gone before the country to say.
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First, epstein island to distract from the thing.
Second war to distract from epstein island.
Third we're back to epstein island again.
Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).
Lolz.
$50 on Hunter, those trump babies look like you could snap 'em over your knee
Hunters done a lot of drugs in his life...his cardiovascular health cant be that strong.
But God knows what drugs the Trump kids have done.
first ESCORT assigned by putin to be specific
Have never been legally accused or convicted SO FAR...!
I know I've seen lots of pictures of the Trumps with Epstein and Maxwell, and I know I've seen emails between Melania and others indicating that they were at least friends who hung out.
What I haven't seen is evidence that Melania was party to the pedo stuff. I assume she WAS party to it, because her own life story screams "sex trafficked, but at a higher class of trafficking," but i would like to understand KNOWN FACTS about her role in this. Is there a good article somewhere about her part here?
I ask because there is a scenario where her husband is good/close friends with Epstein, and Melania is playing the role of the Important Man's Wife by making insincere, surface friendships with the friends' wives.
Kind of like mob wives might clique up, even if they don't actually like each other or enjoy the company, if that makes sense.
Melania is a piece of shit, fuck her.
Did all of the competent PR people quit? Or were they fired for not getting the required Mar A Lago face surgery?
They were probably fired becuse the Trumps thought they can do a better job. Just like Musks.
We have a saying here, "Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall" or the bible:
„Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.“ (Proverbs: 16,18, KJV)
I assume that Trump never paid their bills, as he did with his laywers.
Is that a typo or a pun about laywers?
Nah the bad guys just don't care anymore.
Also one of them was bit by a snapping turtle
she said convinced, btw, not convicted.
convinced of a crime.
So basically she was speaking gibberish that is best ignored, just like we can ignore everything her husband says.
Well, she's...
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
Wow only one sleeve? I can't keep oreos around because I'll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don't worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolves your gluttony because today's "family size" oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
J'Accuse...!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
Thin mints.... well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
So brave :')
We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.
And picture this: she had a whole camera/lighting/set/production crew to capture this moment to broadcast absolute gibberish to the world. WTF is even happening?
maybe she is secretively trying to sabotage trump, and get a divorce where she gets more money from it.
Ah, so they're trying to liquidate the country to make dividing the assets easier for the divorce.
I wonder who I'll have to go live with after.
That would mean she's not a scumbag.
But she is one.
Not it doesn't. It means she wants her disgusting anchor hubby to stroke out so she can fade into obscurity with billions of stolen dollars.
She could be doing it to hurt her idiot husband. Her motivations don't have to be good. People (inadvertantly) do good things for bad reasons all the time.
Nah she's a scumbag. They married right for each other.
No she could definitely still be a scumbag
Or Bondi has dirt
Neither have I, lady, but you don't hear me holding press conferences about it.
I wonder what she knows that hasn't been made public yet. She's clearly trying to get out in front of something.
in my estimation it's more than "knows" just like Ghislane more than "knew." Given 47's relationship to Vince McMahon, we know that more than one of his best friends was running a sex trafficking ring. given that it seems an awful lot like Epstein's relationship to trump was more a B2B relationship than a business to client/customer relationship
shes knee deep in the epstein files.
Apparently she is in a legal battle against Michael Wolff who claimed that Epstein was the one who originally introduced Melania and Trump to each other
She either hates her dipshit husband or is the srcond dumbest pedophile on the planet.
she definitely does hate him, only staying with him because he has BILLIONS.
Valid. No word yet on which thing motivated this.
I'm thinking someone should legally accuse her.
"No member of my immediate faimily has never been formally accused^1 of the sex crimes my husband has been covering up."
^1 statement does not include civil judgments holding my husband liable for sexual assault
I've never been legally accused or convicted of speeding at or above 10 mph over the posted speed limit in the state of Kansas
WE DRAW THE LINE AT EMBEZZLING FROM CHILDRENS CANCER CHARITIES!
.....So far
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