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[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 132 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

"Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no"

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wow only one sleeve? I can't keep oreos around because I'll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Don't worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today's "family size" oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

J'Accuse...!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Is that legal ?

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Oh my no. It’s mandatory.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thin mints.... well ive never denied it.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

So brave :')