still uses 4chan
Blind leading the blind as per usual
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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Racism and Porn site with some gore and the occasional funny greentext
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Nothing wrong with breaching epistemic bubbles to seed them with the antidote to their insanity.
Maybe someone will follow OOP's breadcrumbs out of the rabbit hole and find their way to the totally sane, healthy, rational, supportive, and always-factual spaces of the internet such as Lemmy and PieFed...
TBH 4chan is healthier than major social media these days. I'd rank any 4chan dweller over a blue-checkmark Tweeter or a Linkedin lunatic.
And no, that is not a high bar.
Why bother to distinguish between two different flavours of shit?
(intentionally) gross
No, no, no – you see, the diarrhea is a more smooth and easy texture than the one with maize in it and that's why it's superior
Literally none of you have been on 4chan and it shows. Stay off of /pol/ and /b/ and it's fine. The boards are all different with the exception being they hate /pol/tards and think /b/ are useful idiots
I'm quite prejudiced, having lost a lifelong friend to racialist bullshit he picked up on /pol/. I used to enjoy a bit of /tg/, over a decade ago, but I have better ways to spend my time these days.
not obsessed with ntfs
YEAH OK PAL TRY MOUNTING A SAMBA PARTITION ON REDHAT IN 1998
Oh glad I'm not the only one.
I was thinking "btrfs, on the other hand..."
OR USING LEGACY IPTABLES NOW THAT ARCH SWITCHED TO NFTABLES BACKEND
I HATE NFT(TABLE)S
(its better but I dont wannu learn the new syntax)
Bros on 4chan tho
They are not all brainless. 4chan is just a catalogue of different imageboards.
Empty Head. No thoughts. Just here for the CSAM and frog memes.
Do be obsessed with planting perennial herbs that taste good and attract bees
Life is great
Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.
My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.
Ohh I would love to get some dragonflies
Make a pond; even just a small one!
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I misread nfts as ntfs and spent far too long wondering why that was in the list.
Ntfs is pretty dogshit
found a linux user
At this point remaining a windows user voluntarily has to be considered Stockholm syndrome.
I've been on linux for a few years now. Not going to pretend that I know what I'm doing, because I stopped being a tech enthusiast at half my current age. Aside from needing to start steam from the terminal otherwise the gui never shows up, my pc is doing exactly what I want it to and nothing more.
But then I hear cries of "but you can't play fortnite or league or some other game I don't care about"
insert the meme, you know the one "I already switched, you don't have to sell it to me"
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You couldn't swing around a dead ms office app without hitting a linux user in here
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nah, life still sucks :(
Maybe the shitheads you watch on YouTube are annoying?
Gamer's Nexus, Project Farms and Technology Connections? How dare you
What if I don't watch anything on Youtube?
Probably, theyre educational. Genuinely feel like the media i consume is what alienates me from other Americans.
Nah, kinda decent actually. Has been worse, could be better, but still kinda decent.
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Bragging about the bare minimum zero effort human bean requirements
Not sure it's a brag, I see it as just saying, "hey guys, can we all just make a little effort? Perhaps the minimum effort?"
There are so many humans who don't meet these requirements that it is a legitimate brag at this point. Though they're posting it on 4chan, so, y'know. Plus it was posted in 2021, there were still 1-2 years of pandemic to go - considering that they were already posting on 4chan, I wouldn't bet my savings that they came out of it still meeting those minimum human requirements.
I don't have twitter but you cannot escape it, twitter screenshots are posted EVERYWHERE, it's the biggest comm on sh.itjust.works
Theres a difference between looking at twitter screengrabs and being on twitter. Same with 4chan.
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Idk all these things are true for me and life isn't that good tbh, though no doubt it could be worse
Sadly, not being a dumbass is beyond some people's capabilities. I don't know how some people put on their pants without falling flat on their dumb faces.
Hey, it’s a start!
Define 'annoying shithead' regarding YouTube. I've watched many annoying LPers..
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