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What a great example of why police chases shouldn't be a thing, the cop was more dangerous than Smokey Pete.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 34 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I am pissed off that I watched that video, and they didn't show the damn dash bong.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago

Came to say the same. I was looking for inspiration!

[–] mosspiglet@discuss.online 3 points 6 hours ago

I was thinking, "any second and they're gonna show that bong". Nope. Very disappointing.

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago

Two more and he'll get a free ice cream

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 50 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Inside the truck officers found a “custom bong device built into the dash of the truck so he could comfortably smoke drugs while driving”. Meth, heroin, and fentanyl were also discovered, as well as the stolen items.

The driver of the truck had 97 prior arrests. He is facing charges of DUI, eluding, and possession of narcotics. The passenger was turned over to Centralia PD for organized retail theft.

Goddamn dude

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Extremely unresponsible to be driving under the influence of hard drugs. If someone is going to be smoking meth and fentanyl, they should at least have the reason to not be driving.

Did you expect him to walk to the liquor store?

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I mean… it didn’t say he was smoking anything but weed out of the bong… probably but FFS, how about the 99 priors??? How was this asshole even behind the wheel of a vehicle? This stinks of a CI.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The article said there was fentanyl, meth, and heroin. I'd guess that he wasn't just transporting it.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

I’m not saying he wasn’t using a bit of himself. I’m just saying a bong is typically used to smoke weed. Given the potency of Fentanyl I doubt he was just casually sprinkling a bit on top for flavor 😝

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a story I heard like 20-30 years ago. Some German dude wrecked his Merc on the autobahn… the cops get there and he just wreaks of schnapps but they find no bottles, no means of consumption. The car gets towed to a police station to be examined and they found that he had diverted the window washing tank into the cabin, dude wants a pug of schnapps and he hits his window washer button.

[–] Pauce@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That is a level of ingenuity that I love to see in people. Application of it is nooot great but he's got the spirit.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 hours ago

Don’t you mean spirits?

[–] potate@lemmy.ca 93 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

But, but, I need a photo of this performance mod...

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 17 points 15 hours ago

pics or it didn’t happen

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Here's the video, but sadly it doesn't show the inside of the truck.

https://www.jalopnik.com/2132022/man-custom-bong-device-car-dashboard-arrested-98-times/

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My friend's dad had a kegerator built into his truck. Tap was in the center console.

He's either dead or still driving tow trucks.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago

Let's hope for the former

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 60 points 16 hours ago

"high" speed chase indeed

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

A high speed chase, or a high speed chase?

Also: wtf was with the pit maneuver when oncoming traffic was like less than a 100 feet ahead? Dumbass shit.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

This whole chase was idiotic. Poor pit maneuver. Chasing suspect through traffic and intersections.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What if, hear me out, you confiscated the car at any of the previous 95 stops?

Oh yeah this is America so it will make it impossible for you to live..... You know what, in that scenario dash bong seems totally reasonable.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

95 arrests, not 95 stops

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow, we manage to have the problem of assholes like this racking up dozens upon dozens of priors with (obviously) ineffective punishment and would-be productive citizens languishing with long prison sentences for trivial offenses at the same time.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

A bit shortsighted no?

The whole punative system is shit and should be changed rather drastically.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Why was he let go with so many priors?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

What? Is he too small?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Why should he be locked up just because of a bunch of stupid laws?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 12 hours ago

Maybe I'm just insane, but I think that laws making it illegal to be on meth while driving are reasonable. That's just me though.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Because the law is still valid? If you consider the law stupid, do something against it.

I personally don't consider it stupid to forbid driving under influence, regardless of the means.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Because the law is still valid?

Are you asking me or telling me? Because either way no it isn't. Laws are bullshit and you should break them just on principle.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, all of them? You don't think that sometimes, it's good for some things to not be allowed?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 2 points 6 hours ago

does it not "being allowed" mean it won't happen?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If someone managed to get arrested so many times without getting a conviction the one or other time, it would be a cause for a harrasment claim against the police.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 5 hours ago

I mean, in some areas they just throw you in the holding cell until you sober up, which would be an arrest. Dude probably knows someone in the system.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Every layer of the legal system is broken, and lots of people benefit from not fixing it.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You must appreciate his persistence.

Paywall BTW.

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No he's hoping it rolls over to zero after one hundred

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

He should put that on his resume

[–] seathru@quokk.au 2 points 13 hours ago

@10s did the cop try to pit him off an overpass?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hell ya. Say yes to drugs, be crime, do gay, ACAB.

[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You should definitely NOT read the story, because if you do, you'll feel really fucking stupid for saying that.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -1 points 11 hours ago

I did read the story. He sounds like a man who knows how to have a good time. And he was helping someone shoplift, so that's mutual aid.

Fuck cops, fuck corporations, fuck the law.