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Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chase (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Extremely unresponsible to be driving under the influence of hard drugs. If someone is going to be smoking meth and fentanyl, they should at least have the reason to not be driving.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 5 points 19 hours ago

Did you expect him to walk to the liquor store?

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean… it didn’t say he was smoking anything but weed out of the bong… probably but FFS, how about the 99 priors??? How was this asshole even behind the wheel of a vehicle? This stinks of a CI.

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

you shouldn’t be driving while smoking weed either

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

I don’t think I ever claimed that one should. WTF know, maybe dude was talking the drugs to him mom so riddled with cancer she can’t live without the biggest pharmaceutical grade hammer we have… maybe not. I’ll be withholding judgement after the last Last Week Tonight.

Probably not your jam either, but even my conservative parents enjoy watching it. And I swear they listened to NPR for 5 years just to yell at the radio 😂

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The article said there was fentanyl, meth, and heroin. I'd guess that he wasn't just transporting it.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago

I’m not saying he wasn’t using a bit of himself. I’m just saying a bong is typically used to smoke weed. Given the potency of Fentanyl I doubt he was just casually sprinkling a bit on top for flavor 😝