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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If someone managed to get arrested so many times without getting a conviction the one or other time, it would be a cause for a harrasment claim against the police.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 16 hours ago

I mean, in some areas they just throw you in the holding cell until you sober up, which would be an arrest. Dude probably knows someone in the system.