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[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You should definitely NOT read the story, because if you do, you'll feel really fucking stupid for saying that.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I did read the story. He sounds like a man who knows how to have a good time. And he was helping someone shoplift, so that's mutual aid.

Fuck cops, fuck corporations, fuck the law.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 21 minutes ago

Driving under the influence is not cool in any situation though