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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I love that this is a true story

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All your base are belong to Perl Horber

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Hello all you rednecks.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

How much you want to wager, we pay for that truck and for the time it took them to put that poetry on it?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 day ago

I also remember that after 6th grade I was able to go on to 7th grade. Clearly this individual was not.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's all fun and gig until you remember that there was enough of these illiterate nut jobs in the US to elect Trump. TWICE!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Once.

I still maintain the 2024 election was rigged. Not because I'm a sore loser, but because before the election trump was bragging that they rigged the election.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, you're not wrong. Musk paid some actors a million dollars to perpetuate a fantasy that your average person could get rich by voting for Trump. It was also recently revealed that he f***** with the Georgia elections illegally. God knows what actually happened.

But the sad truth is still that lots of Americans wanted this s*** and still do. We're hurting the right people and haven't hurt them enough.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We’re hurting the right people and haven’t hurt them enough.

Uhhhhh.......you wanna clarify that last part?

Sorry, the idiots in my country want to hurt just about any minority they can. As long as the GOP is putting more pain on the "others" than Trump's voting base they will likely keep supporting him.

At this point people are supporting his hate more than anything else.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

And after the election!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doubt that's actually true. Remember how every accusation is a confession with them, they've been accusing others of rigging elections. I seriously doubt that is the single exception.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every confession is a confession too, and they've come out and said it multiple times.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Yeah I'll never understand that one. He literally said the popular votes don't matter and he has all he needs. That's a pretty fucking blatant confession and nobody did anything at all about it.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"To hell with the Alamo" doesn't read as a Trump supporter statement to me.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I agree.

But "To hell with the Alimo" does.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And enough literate folks to let it happen twice

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is a masterpiece.

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I kind of miss Perl, and still write it sometimes. More often than not I end up with python, though, due to the built-in json parser. Everything is json or yaml these days.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still use perl every day. It's more portable than Java, faster than Python (both to write and execution speed), and makes hard things easy.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

As an avid scripter, I do hate it a bit that Perl is indeed the most viable environment for scripts that run fast and work in most Linux distros and in MacOS.

But I will prefer Lua anyway.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

This picture is a reflection of every user here who thinks this is real or not satire.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Horber? I hardly know her!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I hate and am not at all surprised that that truck has an Oregon plate. But at least they park as well as they spell.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Oh no, he’s one of mine.

Fuck.

Must be eastern Oregon

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll perl your horber 😘😘

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

Horber? I hardly know her!

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pepperidge Farm rembers

Their parking is also atrocious

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet he has not a single ragret.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bet they're good at Scrabble

[–] ohhierrybody@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Ummm, it’s scribble thank you

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Can I get gregnant in Perl Horber?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

New rule, if you can’t spell at a middle-school level, you are not allowed to drive.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That puts over 60% of the American population on the bus.

[–] parzival@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago

This is below kindergarten level

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago

Pour Herbert

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago

Are they serious?

[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why only blurr the license plate in one of the images…?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Different sources, I just posted them without any additional blurring.

[–] atropa@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Privacy Rules don't count for cars

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Whoops, closed their unnecessary arrow in the tailgate and now it's flapping in the wind

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