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All your base are belong to Perl Horber
Hello all you rednecks.
How much you want to wager, we pay for that truck and for the time it took them to put that poetry on it?
I also remember that after 6th grade I was able to go on to 7th grade. Clearly this individual was not.
It's all fun and gig until you remember that there was enough of these illiterate nut jobs in the US to elect Trump. TWICE!
Once.
I still maintain the 2024 election was rigged. Not because I'm a sore loser, but because before the election trump was bragging that they rigged the election.
I mean, you're not wrong. Musk paid some actors a million dollars to perpetuate a fantasy that your average person could get rich by voting for Trump. It was also recently revealed that he f***** with the Georgia elections illegally. God knows what actually happened.
But the sad truth is still that lots of Americans wanted this s*** and still do. We're hurting the right people and haven't hurt them enough.
We’re hurting the right people and haven’t hurt them enough.
Uhhhhh.......you wanna clarify that last part?
And after the election!
Doubt that's actually true. Remember how every accusation is a confession with them, they've been accusing others of rigging elections. I seriously doubt that is the single exception.
Every confession is a confession too, and they've come out and said it multiple times.
Yeah I'll never understand that one. He literally said the popular votes don't matter and he has all he needs. That's a pretty fucking blatant confession and nobody did anything at all about it.
"To hell with the Alamo" doesn't read as a Trump supporter statement to me.
I agree.
But "To hell with the Alimo" does.
And enough literate folks to let it happen twice

This is a masterpiece.
I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.
I kind of miss Perl, and still write it sometimes. More often than not I end up with python, though, due to the built-in json parser. Everything is json or yaml these days.
I still use perl every day. It's more portable than Java, faster than Python (both to write and execution speed), and makes hard things easy.
As an avid scripter, I do hate it a bit that Perl is indeed the most viable environment for scripts that run fast and work in most Linux distros and in MacOS.
But I will prefer Lua anyway.
Perl Horber

This picture is a reflection of every user here who thinks this is real or not satire.
Rember
Horber? I hardly know her!
I hate and am not at all surprised that that truck has an Oregon plate. But at least they park as well as they spell.
Oh no, he’s one of mine.
Fuck.
Must be eastern Oregon
I'll perl your horber 😘😘
Horber? I hardly know her!
Pepperidge Farm rembers
Their parking is also atrocious
I bet he has not a single ragret.
No Egrets
Can I get gregnant in Perl Horber?
Bet they're good at Scrabble
Ummm, it’s scribble thank you
New rule, if you can’t spell at a middle-school level, you are not allowed to drive.
That puts over 60% of the American population on the bus.
This is below kindergarten level
Or vote.
Pour Herbert
Are they serious?
Why only blurr the license plate in one of the images…?
Different sources, I just posted them without any additional blurring.
Whoops, closed their unnecessary arrow in the tailgate and now it's flapping in the wind
Glad there was an arrow.
