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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 110 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He added that some people in the CIA were "mad at me for my views about Israel."

Who could have guessed a fascist authoritarian regime would insist on 100% loyalty, especially from the ones who installed them...

Maybe someone should write a poem about it?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 47 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Ok, I'll start.

There once was a douche named Tucker...

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 81 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

He thought everyone was a sucker

He helped the far right,

Now they won't help him fight

The criminal charges, dumb fucker

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This shit is gonna be taught in schools some day.

"Here we have a snippet from the poet Just2look ..."

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I really hope they find more useful and eloquent things to teach than my off the cuff internet rambling.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it'll be taught, just not as official curriculum.

I learned about a man from Nantucket at school.

Are you talking about the one who kept his money in a bucket, or George Pollard, master of the whaling vessel Essex that was sunk by an apparently vengeful bull sperm whale in the Pacific, inspiring Herman Melville's novel Moby Dick? History doesn't record where Captain Pollard kept all his money.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Ok, I’ll start.

To be fair it was a reference to a poem a priest wrote after telling his congregation to bring Nazis into power...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_They_Came

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Whose lips look like an asshole that puckers.

He wears bow ties like a nerd,

Fashions his hair like a turd,

And has been cucked, still believing he's the cucker.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Who’s probably a child fucker…

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Elegant brevity achieved.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 10 hours ago

If he wants the DOJ to leave him alone, he should fuck kids instead of couches

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago

What an unfortunate thing to happen on free eggs night.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 45 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Name one dipshit in the current regime who isn't a foreign agent

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Scott Besent seems to be constantly in over his head like the Dean from Community. And like the Dean he is incapable of adding benefit to any plot he is helping stage.

Stephen Miller is doing it for the hate of the game. He just loves to hate and thinks that prosperity is zero sum so if minorities suffer then the ruling class gains. But this is not the work of foreign influence. He found the right coat tails at the right time.

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 5 points 14 hours ago

Well that's how they all keep each other in line.

[–] MightyPez@fedia.io 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

He also said he was attacked by a demon in his bed.

Liars gonna lie, especially when it gets eyes on them to shill their shitty nicotine pouches

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I’m sure he knows what sleep paralysis is. And that’s why he feels like he can make those claims. Should anything come of it, he can fall back to: “I don’t know, you’re probally right, it could be sleep paralysis.”

People like him keep up with the nonsense the fringe is chattering about and into just so he can integrate it into his “down to earth, just like you” personality. Same thing has been happening with the UAP topic.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That is a real psychological phenomenon. A form of parasomnia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Yes and no. Your sleep paralysis demon only attacks if you're a douchebag. Otherwise they just stare creepily and tell you stories.

[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 4 points 13 hours ago
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I’m afraid he will be president in 2029, especially if he is perceived as the most anti-Israel candidate. He’ll have both MAGA and the one-issue voters on the left who sat out 2024.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

one-issue voters on the left

I'm not sure I can call anyone who votes for fascists "on the left"…

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I'd rather have Tucker than J.D. Vance. Vance scares the shit out of me, in a "cyberpunk horror" kind of way.

I'd like to think neither are particularly electable, but that's not really true anymore, is it?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That damn pesky genocide, why can’t voters just tolerate doing it!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Here's the thing. He would also be doing genocide on the home front as well. Frankly speaking the only real way to solve this IMO is either for the federal government to collapse (which I'm all for) or to just start murking candidates who support Israel, maybe bomb out AIPAC.

But until such a point as one of those happens or supporting Israel becomes too toxic it'll be between one genocide or multiple genocide plus every other horrific fucktard idea the right pulls out of their collective ass.

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com -4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Gangstalking. Gangstalkers own America. Aka intelligence agencies are compromised.

This is bigger than how much you/we hate tucker carlson.

If you aren't loyal to the game they play, you get gangstalked. Wether you are rich or some poor protestor, left OR right... It depends on your loyalty for their game.

Unify against perpetrators that own the control of society... The ones ABOVE the talking heads and politicians.

For people that don't believe Gangstalking... Look at it like it's QAnon, the truth is somewhere in there but they specifically laced the ideas surrounding the truth with batshit crazy stuff and utilize morons to push to the made up aspects.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

For people that don’t believe Gangstalking… Look at it like it’s QAnon, the truth is somewhere in there but they specifically laced the ideas surrounding the truth with batshit crazy stuff and utilize morons to push to the made up aspects.

I mean, US intelligence agencies did it to Hemingway, and this admin will likely do it to important figures to...

But "gang stalking" is most commonly a symptom of schizophrenia where random u important people believe everyone they interact with is in on it.

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

That is your opinion, and it's usually not worth trying to change someone's opinion if they believe "gang stalking" is a real thing.

It's one of the reasons it's so serious, anyone attempting to help an undiagnosed schizophrenic, just drives them deeper into it. Because they just write that person off as "in on it".

As their behavior becomes more and more erratic, everyone acts weird around them as a response eventually leading to reclusive hermits who constantly harass their neighbors or escalate to violence over imagined sleights

Gangstalking is a truly fascinating symptom of schizophrenia.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you". It's easier than ever for governments to monitor their citizenry, and there sure seem to be harsh consequences for those who demonstrate their effectiveness in altering the status quo. For every Fred Hampton there are a hundred good, strong, moral people who met a similar fate you never heard of. Dismissing their experience as mental illness is doing the regimes dirty work whether you're cognizant of that or not. Weird amount of activists dying from "suicide" or "overdose", some of whom I know beyond a doubt were supported and sober. We're having this discussion on a reddit splinter, Aaron Swartz for fucks sake

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah...

Like I said, important people, sure...

But they don't call that "gangstalking".

People that use "gang stalking" are random unimportant schizophrenics who desperately need professional medical help, but like a dehydrated rabies patient with a glass of water, the condition prevents them from taking action.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Someday you'll have to teach me to tell who's "important" ahead of time.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

For real deal Hemingway level of fuckery?

Labor leaders, politicians and those close to them, journalists (almost most of all), scientists, government officials, and then anyone who has an existing megaphone whose message would reach a lot of people fast.

99.9999% of the population doesn't fall under that.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world -2 points 15 hours ago

Welcome to the "both sides" argument, bitch. First time?