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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

🎡 I'm an object, 🎡

🎡 She's an object, 🎡

🎡 He's an object, 🎡

🎡 We're all objects, 🎡

🎡 Wouldn't you like to be an object too? 🎡

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I had a troubled childhood and so did you, like I literally want to be drugged, like that's normal

Godsdammit my violet08 is leaking acid salts again. Accidentally left the batteries in her for a year again.

[–] anton2492@lemmy.nz 2 points 19 hours ago

Saved. Working on being honest with what I want. Hoping we get the happiness we all deserve. One of these days...

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Consentual non consent I think they call it? Not sure

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 7 points 17 hours ago

i think this is more free use kink.

CNC involves pretending you don't want it

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Fine line for sure lol

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

There's a choice?

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"A lady in the streets but a freak in the bed"

  • Ludacris

One of the truest trues that ever trued.

[–] UPGRAYEDD@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Its freak in the sheets... its supposed to ryme.. this broke me today.

"No pain, no increase"

Hes even a rapper. WTH...

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 9 points 23 hours ago

At that point he's just trolling.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Most women want a Kratos in the sheets and a Mimir in the streets

It's one of my 8 commandments.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had this for a couple of years. It's all it's cracked up to be. Really wish she hadn't gone crazy, shaved her head, and moved to Bali.

[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tzrlk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It really is, isn't it?

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 211 points 1 day ago (2 children)

knowing who posted this before even checking the username....

[–] lena 180 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lemmy stands on the shoulders of like 5 people with some uhhh interesting social media habits

yes but thats kinda why it is so compfy around here

if adora and jessica stop posting, blahaj.zone might as well close.

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[–] BossDj@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

I'm here wondering how it spawned 90+ comments

[–] lemmeerefugee@lemmy.zip 119 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Pretty much my current relationship. (I'm not the one "being used" though.)

Reality isn't always as sexy though: Your moods won't always be in sync and your libidos won't always match. That's just human. But those times it all matches are just magic.

And for the other times: Open communication, toys and setting and respecting clear boundaries go a long way.

Based and consent pilled

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The whole "sex object" complaint never made sense to me tbh. Like I've always wanted "sex object" to be a part of my identity. It's great for non-sexual stuff to be appreciated, but I'd want my partner to just be horny for me at least for a portion of the time.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s a problem when it’s all that your partner cares about. Sex is great, but the vast majority of the time you spend with your SO will not involve fucking. That other 90% is important too.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God I wish I could find a relationship that was 10% sex. I would actually try dating again.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I choose to read this as if you meant "only 10% sex" - because it amuses me, not because I think 10% is insufficient.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 17 hours ago

That would be a much better problem to have.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OK, by now we get that you’re rampantly horny, but besides that, what’s your damage? Just the standard ADHD/autism, or borderline/dissociative or something extra spicy?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

Borderline :3

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Do people really want the whole "be used as a sex toy any time" thing? I do not understand that at all, tbh. I'm not judging y'all or whatever, it's just a very confusing concept to me. But sex is also a very complicated thing for me because of some shit I went through in my last relationship.

[–] lemmeerefugee@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago

Many people like a bit of subordination/domination. As most things, it's a spectrum and there are some people tending to either edges.

The two big caveats about subordination fetishes are however that firstly, such fantasies can be a response to trauma and/or abuse and secondly, it puts you in a very vulnerable position and leaves you very open to exploitation.

It's the "comfy wholesome" part which really holds this together and makes it great: You're putting an immense amount of trust and responsibility on your partner if you submit yourself like that and it can only work if your partner is fully aware of this, up to the task and really cares about you.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

yeah I've known subs with a "I want to wake up in the middle of sex" or "I want to be drugged" fetish.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

You hardly have to be a sub to want to wake up to a cute companion grinding on you.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The more this thread teaches me, the more I realize that me wanting a cute girl to pull my hair isn't so crazy.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I once watched someone get chicken feet sewn into their skin at a fetish club. I think hair pulling is fine πŸ™‚

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you even discover that that's your fetish. I have so many questions

Same way you find favorite foods: give it a try.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Yes, not at all uncommon in the BDSM community. Neither are 24/7 kink relationships. However, reality is different from fantasy and there is a fair amount of nuance in how this works in the context of a LTR and not a fun weekend.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah, some people are into that. Terms called free-use. Sometimes its just an overly desire to be available to your significant other but there are many different ways one arrives at such affirmations

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[–] bonk_go_to_horny_jail@piefed.social 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like being a sentient dildo.

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[–] slut@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 day ago

Same, girl. Same. πŸ˜”

Same dude. Same.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago

Same y’all. Same.

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