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[–] jackod@lemmy.nz 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Fucking jumpscared, goddamnit.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't imagine the difficulty of cleaning weed gunk out of that.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 30 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

Maybe a monster, definitely not real

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Trying to fix my thermostat. So this is the monster in the furnace.

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

It's a German design student on her award winning chair.

It can also be used in this orientation

The chair that is, not the student.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

My mind has a single track, runs at low speed and revolves on a predictable cycle.

A long, convoluted way to say I'm disgusting.

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[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, the last saved media in my phone is a clip of Joe from Blue's Clues saying "Watch out for the hose"

But the last screenshot is people crying about terraforming, so...

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[–] b_n@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Too fucking real for me. This monster lives under my bed, in my bed, and in my head.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm at Fallas in Valencia and saw this

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

1000003210

I'm somewhat okay with this.

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)
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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR.

[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Feels pretty self-explanatory

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

A little ironic considering

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