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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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My work schedule this week. It is truly monstrous.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

An exploded dishwasher diagram?

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 8 hours ago

...well, then.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

It's my cat. She's indeed under the bed right now, how did you know!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

for my vision board

[–] mceldritch@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Checo’s engine

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 15 hours ago

Had to drop this one on one of violet's recent post.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER.

[–] richie_golds@lemmy.ca 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I've been sending my wife steamed hams memes to reminder her to do her physio.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus christ.

I think I win.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] adistantmirror@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I gotta find my library card.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] Qazkin@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

It’s Tim from Terraria.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] NigelSimmons@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago
[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 19 hours ago

The pinnacle of entertainment software.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago
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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

I zonked out on the couch last night and dreamt that my husband got himself a snake too. Woke up sweaty at 4am and scrambled to find a similar looking one on morph market while I still remembered the dream. Her name was Pipper 🥹

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 23 hours ago

Actually she is under my bed now.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] muyessir@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Guess i’m Caesar

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago
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