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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 149 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Winner winner chicken quesadilla

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mama says that MAGAts are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago
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[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 71 points 1 month ago

More Anal Gay Action

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My Ass Gets ~~Attacked~~ Action

[–] null@lemmy.org 7 points 1 month ago

Republican National Convention

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 month ago

Molesters All Granted Amnesty

Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Misogynistic Assholes Goon Alone

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They said wrong only!

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago

There's no inconsistency here. They don't want to live in fear so they want to destroy all that they fear. Their actions support this statement.

My Anal Goatse Ascends.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

M y A wife G left A me

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Molests Any Gender and Age

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

My Asshole Gets Around!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So terrified they have to open carry into the grocery store..... Just in case

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s a school bus! Which makes it much worse.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy shit it is a school bus. Yikes on multiple different bikes.

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Hey look, he's wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

wrong answers only

Oh, then it's "Make America Great Again"

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Mother Always Got Angry

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always say that Conservatives are cowardly at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING. What a sad way to live, just lashing out at anything different, because you're too intellectually lazy to try to understand it.

[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Largely uneducated, virtually zero population diversity, heavily indoctrinated in religion, victims of extreme propaganda

And to top it all off, they haven been given platforms to spew their hateful views for most of the world to see, and the algorithm for all of these platforms pushes it to as wide of an audience as possible

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Minimally Aware Giant Asshole

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Molesting Adolescent Girls Anywhere

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

But covers his face.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 11 points 1 month ago

Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

My Always Gaping Asshole.

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Make America Gay Again

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Misused anal gland association

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago

MAGA stand for "My Ass Got Aroused"

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

My Asshole's Getting Aroused

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Machiavellian Adolescent Groomer's Association

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Non-Christians

Also Christians, because nothing they stand for is Christian. Christo-fascism however...

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

And being identified

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Mossad Agency for Gentile Aggitators

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Miserable American Grampa Association

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

My Ass Gapes Alot

Mostest Annoying Guys Around

Mega Anal G-spot Arousal

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

My Algorithm's Gone Apeshit

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Miller asshole gets axed

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Make America Go Apeshit

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Things he fears: his own true feeling, most and foremost.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

My Ass Got Ass

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Mystery anal gland aggravation

[–] TheLastOfHisName@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Apparently, he's afraid of losing his job. Hence the mask.

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