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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 145 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Winner winner chicken quesadilla

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I need that on a hat.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mama says that MAGAts are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Hey look, he's wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

wrong answers only

Oh, then it's "Make America Great Again"

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 47 points 2 days ago

Molesters All Granted Amnesty

Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Molesting Adolescent Girls Anywhere

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Molests Any Gender and Age

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 71 points 2 days ago

More Anal Gay Action

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My Ass Gets ~~Attacked~~ Action

Make Anonymous Gay Accounts

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 11 points 2 days ago

Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Machiavellian Adolescent Groomer's Association

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Minimally Aware Giant Asshole

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[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Misogynistic Assholes Goon Alone

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They said wrong only!

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

My Always Gaping Asshole.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

M y A wife G left A me

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago

There's no inconsistency here. They don't want to live in fear so they want to destroy all that they fear. Their actions support this statement.

My Anal Goatse Ascends.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

My Asshole Gets Around!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So terrified they have to open carry into the grocery store..... Just in case

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That’s a school bus! Which makes it much worse.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Holy shit it is a school bus. Yikes on multiple different bikes.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

My Anxiety Goes AAAAAAAAA!

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Make America Go Apeshit

[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My Anus Gapes Accordingly

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Things he fears: his own true feeling, most and foremost.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Masturbate All Gorillas Anally

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Misused anal gland association

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always say that Conservatives are cowardly at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING. What a sad way to live, just lashing out at anything different, because you're too intellectually lazy to try to understand it.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Mother Always Got Angry

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Non-Christians

Also Christians, because nothing they stand for is Christian. Christo-fascism however...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

But covers his face.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Add melanin to that list

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Miller asshole gets axed

My Anal Got Angry 🤬

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Make America Gay Again

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Might Argentina Go bankrupt Again

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Moronic American Griping Angrily

[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 5 points 2 days ago

My Anxious Gapey Anus

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

My Asshole's Getting Aroused

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

My Algorithm's Gone Apeshit

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

Mossad Agency for Gentile Aggitators

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