Smeagol666

joined 3 months ago

I had to do a double take because I thought this was an Onion article.

Time by Pink Floyd plays in the background.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I like "trunt", a portmanteau of Trump and cunt, but with a lower case "t" to represent his small dick that he's so fucking insecure about. Lemmy gold for you, brother ({G})!

Kintsugi is the Japanese method of repairing broken vases with gold painted glue.

I love a good Clerks reference, here's some Lemmy Silver {S}.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man that's fucking dark. I love it!

It reminds me of when Caitlyn Jenner ran for governor of California in 2021 as a republitard. How clueless can you fucking be?

"It's one big club, and you ain't in it." - G. Carlin

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm 54, I wish I was 30 again. Happy birthday. My cousin's, birthday is today, he's 48.

I came here for this.

It's their main recruitment tactic for military service, since the newer generation aren't falling for the flag-waving propaganda that previous gens were more susceptible to.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

7x7= 49, not 47.

My first car was a '73 VW Super Beetle.

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