I thought it was funny, so I upvoted

Could be true but I still love it.

"Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you'd like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?"

Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.

Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?

What skills do each get.

For every 5 hours of play, you level up.

Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?

Random assignment each game.

I'd watch.

I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover or coming down from your actual destination?

Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?

No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.

Yeah it’s pretty sad. Back in high school a bunch of my friends would hang out at the Waffle House sometime between 10pm and 4am several times a week. It was 3.25 for coffee and a waffle. If you forgot your wallet you could usually scrounge for change under your friends car seats and make it happen. That was about 10 years ago, but man it feels like a whole different time, and just yesterday all at the same time. The cost of everything now makes me sick

Once when I was in Indiana I went to a waffle house because I had never been. I wanna say it was late 2023. I think it seemed fairly cheap as far as eating at a restaurant goes but that may have just been because I am not from Indianapolis.

I remember thinking the food was alright. I'd definitely paid more for worse.

I remember years ago Steak N Shake came out with some promo that was something like "10 meals under $10" and Waffle House responded with I think 15 under $5.

What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all “I’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?

That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.

I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I'll see all day.

Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees are chaotic neutral and deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.

I would like to subscribe to more Waffle House content please

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdbool.h>

int main(){
        while(true){
                printf("Oh shit!\n");
        }
}

I never have but the chili on Hash Browns is excellent. I definitely recommend it if you've never tried it.

It's more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.