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Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 (lemmy.world)
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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 52 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (10 children)

Common Waffle House behaviour

public fighthttps://files.catbox.moe/k1j98x.mp4

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all “I’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

Pretty sure meth is involved.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

She got fired for this video, unfortunately. :(

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

WH doesn’t deserve an employee this dedicated. I hope she went on to better things like security or setting fire to the bourgeoisie… any job that lets her throw down from time to time.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If I remember the story correctly that employee instigated the fight

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Interesting. I didn't hear this part. Do you have more on this backstory? I watched a video from chair girl, but she didn't mention instigating anything. I mean I definitely wouldn't blame her for not wanting to admit it lol.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

She's going to be working at the White House by this time next year.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to know why this shit kicked off, but I think "Waffle house fight" will have waaay too many results to find the motivations behind THIS SPECIFIC one.

Also, I love the "Careers? Text WAFFLE to 123456" as if this is a stealth recruitment drive

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"Looking for a career? Do you have at least 6 months of experience as a cage fighter? Text WAFFLE to 123456"

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

"PULL ORDER ONE SMOTHERED CHOPPED AND COVERED, SUPLEX TO TABLE SIX"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I'll see all day.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 22 hours ago

I've been up for awhile. You're absolutely correct.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Lester Burnham jerking off in the shower has entered the chat apparently

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees are chaotic neutral and deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) 
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdbool.h>

int main(){
        while(true){
                printf("Oh shit!\n");
        }
}
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Good I love that video. It looks like some jedi shit the way she caught that chair.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago

I would like to subscribe to more Waffle House content please

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I always want the mouthy camera assholes to get kicked in the teeth.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Normally I’d agree, but this mouthy camera guy was 100% right the whole time: they should train more, because that was embarrassing to watch; they’re tempting jail; and they should be better than this.

I almost forgot, they were absolutely wilding.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Who should train more? The women who sat in a closed off section of the store and got upset when they were not served?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The people who are unnecessarily starting a fight they can’t win. All of his statements are directed to them.

I mean, it works out better for the rest of us that they’re bad at fighting, but it would serve their purposes better if they trained.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

No answer is no answer is no answer. You are rooting for the ones in the wrong. The trash who sat in a closed off section and got mad when rules applied to them.

I'm rooting for the employees who are working a job and having to deal with trash humans who are violent and thuggish. The ones who started the fight were the customers. No one else.

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

He's rooting for the employees. Once again, you completely misunderstand who you're responding to and default to hostile behavior.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I think you might have misread something. I called them embarrassing, and agreed they were wilding, tempting jail, and should be better, then said they were poorly starting an unnecessary fight. I’m really not rooting for them, and I’m not sure how it could come off as such, unless it’s because of the word “should.”

Edit: ohh, maybe you thought I thought the employees lost or started it? They pretty clearly didn’t though.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is he saying “your wallet”?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

“Y’all wilding,” which means “you’re all acting wild.”

[–] one_step_behind@quokk.au 7 points 21 hours ago

"Y'all wilding"

["Wilding" ]being unruly behavior.(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wilding)