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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is Microsoft just another name for Microslop?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think that's what they were called before they rebranded.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ah that makes sense.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 232 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Get the original picture instead of an AI manipulated one.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 180 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you. Fuck whatever AI slop OP posted.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 12 points 1 week ago

I wouldn’t fuck it tbh.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

This is one of my favourites, thanks for posting the original!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Steve@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Like rain on your wedding day

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like a free ride when you've already paid

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

but that's literally me

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 167 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Refusing AI by using an AI generated meme?

But why?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even AI thinks copilot is shit

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

AI "thinks" whatever you tell it to think...

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fake Ryan Gosling sez "HET!" to machine-generated memes.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

yeah but "sir meemsalot" put his watermark on it so it must be good

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 58 points 1 week ago

it is considered rude to show ai slop to other humans

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 33 points 1 week ago

Using an ai image to portray this?

[–] mech@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why is Ryan Gosling in this meme?

[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It was generated using copilot, for the added irony.

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[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

fucking ai

e: AND THE FUCKING SLIME PEOPLE WHO PROMOTE IT

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

I agree with Ryan Gosling on this.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] melooone@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I work in a small IT business, where I regularly setup notebooks or pc for the customer and install the software they need for work.

I always remove copilot from the Taskbar and the startmenu. Also usually install firefox with ublock origin, in the hope that they will try it out and get the ad-free experience in comparison to chrome and edge.

Its not much, but it honest work.

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

try it out and get the ad-free experience in comparison to chrome and edge.

Why not just give FF the chrome theme, change the icon to chrome and strip out Edge? (If you can still strip edge out, it was a PITA on 10, I can't imagine it's gotten any better on 11l

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

What’s the point of such deception? As long as they’re able to recognise it as a web browser, no need for it.

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago
[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Co-pilot slowed down my work machine to near unusable, and they make it pretty hard to get rid of. I'm not anti-AI at all and I hate co-pilot because of how it was deployed. Windows in general got in the habit of hiding options from users and installing things like security that bogs down the computer more than helps but can't be easily turned off.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

First thing I had opening my work laptop yesterday, notification pop-up titled "Open and pin Copilot!"

Fuck...OFF!

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So.. uh.. laptops have a copilot key on the keyboard now..

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago

It's exactly where my control key used to be, so I often hit that button and nothing happens, unless Im using a Windows via AWS and suddenly I keep getting copilot springing up.

It's a really user hostile move knowing that people will accidentally hit that button

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[–] homes@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

OK, but I still wanna fuck Ryan Gosling

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Everyone does but that is an infiltration unit wearing his corpse as a skinsuit

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So... If you don't want it... Does that mean the infiltration unit is available? Will it take me horseback riding on a beach? Wearing the skinsuit?

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

I get to participate in a project to see how well-adopted AI tools are in our company... with the intent to see where we should invest in more promotion and schooling in how useful and valuable they can be.

Didn't have the heart to tell the manager requesting my assistance that I'm also one of the non-adopters and no amount of promotion or schooling offer is likely to change that. They're lower management anyway, can't change the decisions made higher up, and I'm not gonna pick fights and sour working relations where there's nothing to win.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They'll sneak it into your editor when you're not looking. 

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You cant use that word literally.

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