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submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... If you don't want it... Does that mean the infiltration unit is available? Will it take me horseback riding on a beach? Wearing the skinsuit?

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I’m with this person

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You get your own infiltration unit, I got here first. And leave me and RyRy alone.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We can share? The more the merrier…

;)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

RyRy loves only me and I love only him. This is a conservative household. o(一︿一+)o

Now excuse me, I need to lubricate his joints. And his everything else.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I also choose this guy's skin suit