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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

can't wait for Netflix documentary miniseries!

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Training brain-chip to Rip&Tear, I'm sure this can never go wrong.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 3 points 56 minutes ago

Is it ThoughtEmporium or are other people doing it too?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

So, uh... is it any good at it?

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 1 points 39 minutes ago

How to tell when scientific research doesn't have to worry about oversight.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 26 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Finally, I knew when I saved this to my phone there would be a perfect moment. (Humanity is too predictable)

Attribution: https://lemmy.world/post/43077529

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 4 minutes ago

Scientists: "No, this isn't The Torment Nexus, this is 'The Nexus of Torment'! It's totally different!"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

we grew a human brain

200'000 "~~brian~~ brain cells" (so about 1/3 of it neurons) is the equivalent to a really simple microcontroller.

Edit: left the typo for funny

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago

I suppose anyone here who believes in reincarnation is slightly worried now.

[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"Scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"

Micheal on his fictional book about sex changing lizards in an unconventional zoo.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 30 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I have no mouth and I must Doom.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 1 points 29 minutes ago

I have no MOUSE and I must DOOM

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 hours ago

Honestly? Sounds preferable to being stuck in the universe of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream..... I'll take a challenging power fantasy with some massively overpowered weapons over millennia of endless physical and psychological torture by an insane AI..... might just be me though...

[–] agedcorn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

A 'digital rendition of Hell'... you even Doom bro?

Wasn't the original Doom a digital representation of Mars and its moons: Phobos and Deimos?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago) (1 children)

...for the original doom, the overarching narrative was that deimos disappeared after teleportation research inadvertently opened a portal to hell: episode 1 (knee-deep in the dead) was set on phobos; episode 2 (on the shores of hell) was set on deimos hovering in the skies of hell; and episode 3 (inferno) was set down on the surface of hell itself, not mars...

...episode 4 (thy flesh consumed) was set back on earth following the invasion of hell, but it was an add-on released a couple years after the original game; counterintuitively, back then the original game was downloadable shareware for episode 1 with episodes 2-3 available via mail-order directly from id, and episode 4 was finally distributed as a retail expansion only after the retail release of doom II (kind of an inter-quel?)...

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

Shareware Doom

Aka why most people thought Doom 1 was so short. Myself included.

[–] SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but with a dimensional portal to Hell opened on them. Or where do you suppose the demons come from.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

But you're the demons, John.
And then John was a zombie

[–] foo@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes, but IIRC they just happened to be the location of the hell portal that humans disturbed, and hell started leaking out. The depiction of Phobos and Deimos as hell-like was after the leakage. The third part of original Doom was back on Earth when the leakage had spread there, and it looked exactly like the hell of the Mars moons.

I wouldn't bet money on that being exact, but that's how I remember it.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Didn't the thought emporium work on this?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

They are, the small difference is, that they are trying to do it with rat neurons if I remember correctly.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Yeah they are working on this for sure. The video series is available here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZLsjPxmF1BE1BAAeJgF2A17pKxeIBGm8

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 52 points 8 hours ago (17 children)

Raises uncomfortable questions about consciousness. The only difference between these neurons and your own are the number of them and the structures they form. Of course it doesn't know what it's doing, but... Neither do our own neurons

[–] KindnessisPunk@piefed.ca 2 points 47 minutes ago

I mean it's the same question we've been asking all our lives about the animals, fetuses and now AI. When does it stop being a flowchart and start being a consciousness.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Science and Ethics — the age old enmity between "I wanna know" and "I'm not allowed to find out"

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Science and Ethics — the age old enmity between "I wanna know" and ~~"I'm not allowed to find out"~~ "Am I able to find out without doing something monstrously inhumane"

FTFY

I guess my point is that sometimes even if it's illegal you can get away with it if done correctly, with ruling party aligned stated goals....or you have access to a shit tonne of money and powerful friends.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I simplified for comedic effect. You're absolutely right that the "compromise" would be finding some humane and ethical solution, but "The most effective and direct way of finding out is cruel and callous" isn't quite as snappy.

I guess my point is that sometimes even if it's illegal you can get away with it if done correctly, with ruling party aligned stated goals....or you have access to a shit tonne of money and powerful friends.

That kinda dodges the conflict by not engaging with ethical concerns at all. I feel like calling it a solution would be morbid, but it does make the problem stop being a problem...

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

That kinda dodges the conflict by not engaging with ethical concerns at all.

I guess I...kinda lost the plot a bit when I wrote the second part, eh?

There's ethics...and then there's what the government in the country a scientist operates in views as "morally and ethically acceptable".
Stem cell research was banned in most places for a long time. The US is banning CRISPR, if I remember right, the OG Nazis, Soviets and Empire of Japan (and honestly basically everyone else too, just those are the three that were highlighted when I was in school) rubber-stamped and funded research that should warrant execution by vivisection...die by your own methods and all that.

You're right it's not really a solution. However the realities of modern society means that there's room within what is morally and ethically acceptable in any country to operate in both a humane and inhumane fashion. And if it doesn't then money and connections to those in power allow further leeway to be an example of humanity at it's best....or a monster in a human suit....

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

... Am I missing something, or is this not like, the practical, if not lore accurate first step toward actually creating a:

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 1 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

Why did hell have its own R&D department doing high tech cybernetics anyway?

What other advance industry does hell have. It’s obviously a highly capitalistic place, so I imagine banking/finance?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

the only missing components are a minigun, robotic spyder legs and positive reinforcement coctail whenever it kills a person.

[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 6 points 2 hours ago

“We decided to leave those out of our first test, staring down the barrels of a minigun during neural training were putting our scientists off”

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago

Next step, give it spider legs and a gattling gun!

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