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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 hour ago

Raises uncomfortable questions about consciousness. The only difference between these neurons and your own are the number of them and the structures they form. Of course it doesn't know what it's doing, but... Neither do our own neurons

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

So we’re just going full head of steam into a combo of the torment nexus and AM

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It would not know what hell is, just that humanoids are enemies.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 1 points 58 minutes ago

And tomatos

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

... Am I missing something, or is this not like, the practical, if not lore accurate first step toward actually creating a:

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 points 51 minutes ago

Next step, give it spider legs and a gattling gun!

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Funny just finished listening to John Romero audiobook DoomGuy wonder what he think of this?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Heckin gamer.

Is this how the Borg began? Suddenly makes more sense with the outfits.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So they are growing doom guy.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 2 hours ago

Baby steps towards growing a Wolfenstein guy, we'll get there. Maybe around the time they put Trump in a life support mech.

It'll be good telly, I bet.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Maybe this will lead to San junipero for real

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 110 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Taking "will it run doom" one step too far.

Can they run console commands?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

A closer example would be if it could use the console in linux since it's only playing dom not running it, I wonder if wetware would be any better as a coding assistant than ai

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

playing dom

I do not think we should train a bioengineered intelligence with guns to do that.

[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

Hey human doms I'm 100% okay with, it's these things I'm worried about

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/2/27/Meet_spider.png/revision/latest

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is anyone else really skeeved out by the term "wetware", or is that just me

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Shadowrun used the term "bioware" instead, do you like that better?

Nah I prefer wetware. This should heebie your jeebies

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

We need to take it back a step and see if it'll run Linux.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 5 hours ago

I can imagine a new AI hellscape where LLMs are run on human brain cells in a test tube. So you're never quite sure if you're talking to a mere algorithm ... or an enslaved proto-human who might be conscious and whose entire existence revolves around answering your inane online queries.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Asking someone to compile the kernel with their mind sure is one way to give someone a headache

[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago

I wanna see Linus' reaction to that pull request.

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 66 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Having worked with human neurons harvested from dead people, there are worse ways to extend your life. At least these ones get to play games instead of getting poked and zapped by me.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 28 points 7 hours ago (7 children)

Could you poke and zap me?

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 75 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It’s having more fun than I am.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 59 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe the real hell is the life we've lived along the way.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 1 points 46 minutes ago

This is the bad place!

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[–] HailHydra@infosec.pub 44 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure if it's the same scientists, but the YouTube channel The Thought Emporium has an ongoing series about growing neurons to play retro games (such as OG DOOM).

The playlist of this series is fittingly called Building the Torment Nexus.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It looks like their setup, but I don't see any recent videos. Jan 15th was their last one. I think they have a patreon with bonus clips and advance stuff.

Might be from that.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

perhaps they did the experiment and are now working on a video about it

[–] saxrussell@slrpnk.net 20 points 6 hours ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

We are old gods who punish life for fun.

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