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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Republicans will do literally anything to avoid actually governing.

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

It bans cloud seeding and geoengineering. Passing this off as a 'ban on chemtrails' is deliberately dishonest.

a Class B misdemeanor for the injection, release or dispersal of “a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within or above this state for the purpose of affecting the weather, including temperature, climate, and intensity of sunlight.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 16 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

So they're going after the companies polluting the planet right... Right?

[–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Presumably companies would be able to argue they aren't pushing out pollutants with the intention to change the climate

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Unfortunately "the purpose of a system is what it does" doesn't count as a valid argument when the ones in charge of the system have more money than the courts :/

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

No it isn't.

They claim the recent floods were because of chemtrails from planes seeding in the sky (those trails of water vapour you see behind planes, ), based on aluminium found on the ground (cloud seeding is done with silver iodide btw and is incredibly expensive).

Stop trying to downplay it.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So we banned ...water vapor. Well done, house committee.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

So we banned ...water vapor

No. A chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within or above this state for the purpose of affecting the weather, including temperature, climate, and intensity of sunlight.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

No, they are banning water vapour. Read the article.

[–] Erro@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Di hydrogen monoxide fits the definition of a chemical...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago

so.. we banned clouds!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago

ICE is coming for your tea kettles!

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Whoopee. Now the fucking fringers have become the mainstream.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please pass this bill, that'd be so hilarious, the US inadvertently closing it's airspace semi permanently because they're such dumbasses

Alabama not the US house. That headline needs a lot of context

[–] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

This is what the decline in education and humility gets you in America.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Should be easy for the airlines to comply with, since they don't leave chemtrails, they leave contrails.

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago

You know what else leaves contrails? Politicians!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I can't wait to see the house subcommittee hearing where a bunch of old republicans, playing lip-service for their uneducated base, interrogate a Boeing exec about what's coming out of the back of their planes, and the Boeing exec's display board catches fire and explodes on the house floor.

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[–] 0x0f@piefed.social 155 points 2 days ago (44 children)

Should be easy, considering they don't exist to begin with. 

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Shush. We're this close to getting them to tax contrails, which would effectively be a tax on jet fuel.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alabama State House. Not the U.S. House.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Alabama

Nothing of value was lost nor gained from this bill.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago

Republicans are in control

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3-4 decades of purposefully undermining public education

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More like 5-7 decades.. "anti-nerd" culture has been popular since about the 50's

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

The last couple decades have really accelerated though, because the tendrils of capital leaching into everything and sucking people's attention spans out of their fucking skulls so now children and adults alike can't sit still and listen to anything for more than 10 minutes at a time.

I work with and manage teams of people and have for many years. It was never this bad. This isn't localized to young people and the schooling situation, this is widespread across all layers of modern society. I have professionals I deal with who have the work skills and attention spans of teenagers with their first job, and this is just common now.

Of course people are tuned out and not paying attention to politics and policy, we can't get people broadly to tune into the things that actually impact their immediate surroundings and life unless it's a 3-minute vertical clip with subway surfers playing on the bottom half and a streamer reacting in the corner.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We live in the stupidest timeline.

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The chemtrails aren't a thing, but in the legislators small mind, who would be behind them? Are they actually thinking that there's some private individual that is spending billions building a secret massive network of bribed pilots and bribed mechanics that are spraying such chemicals to change the weather or influence the people in some ways?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Are they actually thinking

Imma stop you right there...

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Are they actually thinking that there’s some private individual that is spending billions building a secret massive network of bribed pilots and bribed mechanics that are spraying such chemicals to change the weather or influence the people in some ways?

I mean, that’s basically what the petrochemical industry has done.

Not to influence people chemically, but to keep business up.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

They hated him, because he spoke the truth

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 0 points 20 hours ago

chemtrails aren't a thing

Crop dusting is common.

[–] rimu@piefed.social 62 points 2 days ago (10 children)

How do you think the conspiracy nuts will react if this bill becomes law and then there are just as many contrails in the sky as before?

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Red State voters living in abject poverty: "Republicans is gittin important stuff done!"

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It sounds like they're mixing "chemtrails" and "cloud seeding". And they don't understand either...

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