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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So we banned ...water vapor. Well done, house committee.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

So we banned ...water vapor

No. A chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within or above this state for the purpose of affecting the weather, including temperature, climate, and intensity of sunlight.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

No, they are banning water vapour. Read the article.

[–] Erro@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Di hydrogen monoxide fits the definition of a chemical...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

so.. we banned clouds!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

ICE is coming for your tea kettles!