Peacocks are chicken made of pea protein. They're vegan! /s
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The science checks out.
fancy poultry
In Spanish, a peacock is literally called a "royal turkey" (pavo real)
Poultry for rich snobs
If you liked "pee nut butt errr" you'll like "pee cock" too!
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent peacock meal?
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
Not peaCOCK?
I see you know your judo well.
10/10 reference. Would meme again.
there is probably a law about them being gamebirds or something.
In my state it is illegal to kill a turkey, outside of designated hunting season w/ license in designated hunting areas.
So if you go to the state park with an orange vest with a gun in November, you're good to kill them. But if you say, beat one to death on your lawn in March, you will get written up on charges and probably face fines and jail time. Both cases, cooking and eating is irrelevant.
In my state it is illegal to kill a turkey, outside of designated hunting season w/ license in designated hunting areas.
Wild turkeys. I really doubt turkey farms are effectively outlawed in your state.
But what if it's your domestic turkey you raised from an egg and fed all its life on your farm?
kill 70B chickens a year? I sleep
kill 2 peacocks? real shit now!
Bird law is not governed by reason
Huh, apparently peacocks are endangered. So probably that's why?
I honestly thought they were quite common as livestock but I guess I was wrong.
The common peacock, also called Indian peafowl (Pavo cristatus), seen in the pic above, is not endangered. Least concern in fact.
The Green peafowl (pavo muticus) is endangered, but I highly doubt the Florida man had/ate that species. Much harder to acquire—I’ve never even seen it at a zoo.
But would a pet affect this? Isn't endangered status about wild animals?
If the animal is endangered you still get dinged even of they are you pets. The laws are written as such to prevent this and things like getting an endangered or threatened species as a "pet" and then killing them to taxidermy.
probably that’s why?
Nope!
He was charged with animal cruelty, probably because of the wacky letter he sent to his neighbor, and that he did it “out of spite.”
animal cruelty laws are a good thing, but this is bullshit, why are some animals allowed to have rights, while others allowed to be butchered and eaten?
I'm not vegan, but there should be a consistent framework.

They are quite common livestock all over the world.
And exotic to Florida, so calling them "endangered" is completely meaningless.
Birds aren’t real
If it flies, it spies!
Here's the news story about it: https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pascocounty/man-kills-eats-pet-peacock-pasco-county/67-d216ccbf-d32a-462c-be3d-65c41907095e
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There's nothing wrong with eating peafowl. People have been eating them for centuries and still do.
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While some species of peafowl are endangered, the species that people keep as pets are not.
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This guy was reportedly arrested for his slaughtering methods. I'm no butcher, but I believe the commonly accepted method of slaughter is to swiftly break the bird's neck to ensure the death is quick. According to the news article, he cut the bird's necks and let them bleed out which counts as animal cruelty. A person would theoretically get arrested for doing this to their pet/feeder chickens as well.
This guy was reportedly arrested for his slaughtering methods. I’m no butcher, but I believe the commonly accepted method of slaughter is to swiftly break the bird’s neck to ensure the death is quick. According to the news article, he cut the bird’s necks and let them bleed out which counts as animal cruelty. A person would theoretically get arrested for doing this to their pet/feeder chickens as well.
That's how everyone kills chickens around here, you even have like a metal cone to keep them steady while you do it, I never had the heart to kill any animals but I've seen a lot of it.
Literally every single halal certified carcass was killed like this.
Pretty sure halal and kosher meat requires that the animals bleed out.
I've seen Kosher/Halal killing of chickens, goats and cows. Cows are the worst.
Yeah, I have seen the animal bleed out once, and it is hard to watch.
A small and young lamb is all tied up laying on the ground with the carotid severed. It is clearly in fear and tries very hard to get away. That struggle lasted for a long time until it eventually is exhausted and died.
I am not sure if this is how halal and kosher meat are produced though.
thats crazy, i had no idea that would be considered animal cruelty. i grew up on a farm and have only ever seen the head chopped off but out of curioity, how is severing the spinal cord with an axe more inhumane than twisting the neck? logically speaking, the blood draining out has no effect on cognition, and what if theneck doesnt snap the first time?
Honestly decapitation is more humane than a broken neck. The drop in BP is enough to cause immediate lights out, where as someone with a broken neck could very well have to suffocate to death inside their own bodies.
The blood pressure drop has a huge effect on cognition.
I think they mean the guy slit the birds neck, severing the arteries but not the spinal cord, and then let it drain, instead of fully beheading it.
Ah, so standard Halal practice, which is savage animal cruelty with a devoted PR department.
The Romans used to eat them like turkeys.
Turkeys used to eat peacocks? Well, I never.
They still do, the Romans used to.
Nothing to do with endangered, dudes just a nut. Said he ate them out of spite. He's got an impressive court history of brandishing firearms and DUI/driving suspended while DUI. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-eats-pet-peacocks-dispute-neighbor-feeding-them-craig-vogt-pasco-county-sheriffs-office-tampa-bay/