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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Peacocks are chicken made of pea protein. They're vegan! /s

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

The science checks out.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Toldry@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

In Spanish, a peacock is literally called a "royal turkey" (pavo real)

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Poultry for rich snobs

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

If you liked "pee nut butt errr" you'll like "pee cock" too!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 203 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent peacock meal?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 45 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

[–] TRAHR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Not peaCOCK?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago

I see you know your judo well.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 17 hours ago

10/10 reference. Would meme again.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

there is probably a law about them being gamebirds or something.

In my state it is illegal to kill a turkey, outside of designated hunting season w/ license in designated hunting areas.

So if you go to the state park with an orange vest with a gun in November, you're good to kill them. But if you say, beat one to death on your lawn in March, you will get written up on charges and probably face fines and jail time. Both cases, cooking and eating is irrelevant.

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 22 points 17 hours ago

In my state it is illegal to kill a turkey, outside of designated hunting season w/ license in designated hunting areas.

Wild turkeys. I really doubt turkey farms are effectively outlawed in your state.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

But what if it's your domestic turkey you raised from an egg and fed all its life on your farm?

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[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 144 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

kill 70B chickens a year? I sleep

kill 2 peacocks? real shit now!

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 103 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Bird law is not governed by reason

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

deranged canada goose noises

[–] LOLseas@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 minutes ago

Ed Bassmaster (prankster/comic from Philly) and the Attack Goose: Attack goose - Ed Bassmaster

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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 118 points 22 hours ago (11 children)

Huh, apparently peacocks are endangered. So probably that's why?

I honestly thought they were quite common as livestock but I guess I was wrong.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 58 points 21 hours ago (9 children)

The common peacock, also called Indian peafowl (Pavo cristatus), seen in the pic above, is not endangered. Least concern in fact.

The Green peafowl (pavo muticus) is endangered, but I highly doubt the Florida man had/ate that species. Much harder to acquire—I’ve never even seen it at a zoo.

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[–] borderstolutenfolk@lemmy.wtf 27 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

But would a pet affect this? Isn't endangered status about wild animals?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 37 points 21 hours ago

If the animal is endangered you still get dinged even of they are you pets. The laws are written as such to prevent this and things like getting an endangered or threatened species as a "pet" and then killing them to taxidermy.

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[–] jve@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

probably that’s why?

Nope!

He was charged with animal cruelty, probably because of the wacky letter he sent to his neighbor, and that he did it “out of spite.”

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (9 children)

animal cruelty laws are a good thing, but this is bullshit, why are some animals allowed to have rights, while others allowed to be butchered and eaten?

I'm not vegan, but there should be a consistent framework.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

They are quite common livestock all over the world.

And exotic to Florida, so calling them "endangered" is completely meaningless.

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[–] Sirdubdee@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LOLseas@lemmy.zip 1 points 25 minutes ago

If it flies, it spies!

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (12 children)

Here's the news story about it: https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pascocounty/man-kills-eats-pet-peacock-pasco-county/67-d216ccbf-d32a-462c-be3d-65c41907095e

  1. There's nothing wrong with eating peafowl. People have been eating them for centuries and still do.

  2. While some species of peafowl are endangered, the species that people keep as pets are not.

  3. This guy was reportedly arrested for his slaughtering methods. I'm no butcher, but I believe the commonly accepted method of slaughter is to swiftly break the bird's neck to ensure the death is quick. According to the news article, he cut the bird's necks and let them bleed out which counts as animal cruelty. A person would theoretically get arrested for doing this to their pet/feeder chickens as well.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

This guy was reportedly arrested for his slaughtering methods. I’m no butcher, but I believe the commonly accepted method of slaughter is to swiftly break the bird’s neck to ensure the death is quick. According to the news article, he cut the bird’s necks and let them bleed out which counts as animal cruelty. A person would theoretically get arrested for doing this to their pet/feeder chickens as well.

That's how everyone kills chickens around here, you even have like a metal cone to keep them steady while you do it, I never had the heart to kill any animals but I've seen a lot of it.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Literally every single halal certified carcass was killed like this.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Pretty sure halal and kosher meat requires that the animals bleed out.

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I've seen Kosher/Halal killing of chickens, goats and cows. Cows are the worst.

Yeah, I have seen the animal bleed out once, and it is hard to watch.

A small and young lamb is all tied up laying on the ground with the carotid severed. It is clearly in fear and tries very hard to get away. That struggle lasted for a long time until it eventually is exhausted and died.

I am not sure if this is how halal and kosher meat are produced though.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 21 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

thats crazy, i had no idea that would be considered animal cruelty. i grew up on a farm and have only ever seen the head chopped off but out of curioity, how is severing the spinal cord with an axe more inhumane than twisting the neck? logically speaking, the blood draining out has  no effect on cognition, and what if theneck doesnt snap the first time?

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago

Honestly decapitation is more humane than a broken neck. The drop in BP is enough to cause immediate lights out, where as someone with a broken neck could very well have to suffocate to death inside their own bodies.

The blood pressure drop has a huge effect on cognition.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I think they mean the guy slit the birds neck, severing the arteries but not the spinal cord, and then let it drain, instead of fully beheading it.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, so standard Halal practice, which is savage animal cruelty with a devoted PR department.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The Romans used to eat them like turkeys.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Turkeys used to eat peacocks? Well, I never.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 14 points 19 hours ago

They still do, the Romans used to.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

Nothing to do with endangered, dudes just a nut. Said he ate them out of spite. He's got an impressive court history of brandishing firearms and DUI/driving suspended while DUI. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-eats-pet-peacocks-dispute-neighbor-feeding-them-craig-vogt-pasco-county-sheriffs-office-tampa-bay/

https://www.civitekflorida.com/ocrs/county/51/

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