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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 174 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

i don't see any Canadians disagreeing

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sorry, but I don't see her saying sorry!

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

I’m from Canada.

It’s not America.

As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can't smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 weeks ago

Is Kate single?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 102 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She's clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she'll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it "zed".

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

So stupid...

The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn't discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does that make ranch the second one?

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, she's holding weed, but her eyes say she's on something significantly different.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

She hung out with Rob Ford

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They coulda put "aboot" in there

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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

Ms. Wood is incredibly based

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

She said Thank You. Everything checks out.

[–] paperboy@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What's that look on her face... aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??

[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, that's the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm sorry to disappoint. 

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

Still got those crazy eyes though.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That's pretty interesting if true.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it's illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada's GDP, but that's production and consumption that never leaves the country.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

More like Kate Weed, amiright??

Also is weed super illegal in Japan?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

America. During occupation we forced Japan to make marijuana, hemp and every other drug illegal. Partially its said to force our own ideas of morality on Japan. Part of it was specifically to destroy the Japanese hemp industry which was quite large at the time, to the point were Hokkaido has a large wild hemp/marijuana population that is actively watched and destroyed still.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would've thought corruption, racism and being fat.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism... goes with everything.

Pancakes are fine tho

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Canadians put syrup on their weed?

What Godless creatures

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

She has her own "magic schoolbus" but it's just a clapped out sectional in her garage.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!

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Making the stickiest icky.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.

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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

wtf i love weed and maple syrup

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pour some maple syrup on that BC bud.

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[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] superkong47@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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