Hello, Kate Wood here.
how fast can you run?
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At least 4 knots. Maybe 5 idk.
I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho
Mid Europe here, same currently.
Sadly, there is a need to say they are not 'murica now, can't stay so much kind and polite anymore. Understandable but sad.
So quite similar to N. Korea 🤔
I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.
Why do they portray Canadians like Pokemon characters
I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.
I spent a season in Whistler 20 years ago, and even though Whistler is "Disney Mountain" I managed to get to know some local residents through Japanese home stay students. Weed was everywhere, granted season skiers and and snowboarders are perhaps not a random selection of the population in that regard.
I remain unconvinced.
I am not expecting japanese fascists to think out of stereotypes.
Based
During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.
I would've thought corruption, racism and being fat.
Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism... goes with everything.
Pancakes are fine tho
You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.
I mean, if she pours it on everything...
she even got the syrup OG kush to close the circle
What's that look on her face... aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??
That's the reefer madness. East Asia takes a very hard line against drugs. As late as the 70s people in Japan would get 30 years in prison for possession of marijuana. Dealing drugs is often the death penalty across the region.
Nah, that's the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.
That's just like, Victoria. It's a pretty dope city.
If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.
They coulda put "aboot" in there
Now now, there's no need to stick aboot in!
i don't see any Canadians disagreeing
I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
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Ms. Wood is incredibly based
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She's clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she'll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it "zed".
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
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Is Kate single?
Sure, she's holding weed, but her eyes say she's on something significantly different.
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