This is the same "we stand with both" type of speech, just with an exaggerated tabloid interpretation.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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Europe, Canada, and Latin America against US.
US, Russia and Israel. Rest of the world will also (have to) take sides. Only China will stay neutral until it turns the tides at some point being the big winner of it all (similar to the US in WWII).
Canada, getting ready to invade, has amassed 90% of its population along its border with the United States. The longest unprotected border in the world.
They have a threatening lead on zamboni technology!
-Candian Bacon movie
"surrender pronto, or we bomb Toronto"
Oh my God, could this be any worse?
Yes.
But also, headline is misleading.
The Americans could stop this at any moment if they choose to.
All the troops will refuse illegal order, duh!
^is this needed? /s^
Oh yeah, let me try...hold on....nope, can't.
Hey, I’ve seen this one!
At least there's only 2/3rds of a white house to burn down this time.
I mean, that was before the east wing was built the first time.
I hope we don't burn it down, it's such a pretty building. It's already been damaged enough by the megalomaniac.
I'd be OK if we just turned it into a Spirit Halloween for a season or something.
burn it to the ground and start fresh with a better system
Dinner first, though.
Eh, it’s really not that cool and ultimately is just a weeb’s (roman style) idea of what a parliament building should look like. A rip-off of a rip-off. That’s not even me being bitter about recent events, I remember not even knowing enough to hate the US and visiting DC in highschool and I just could not care less.
We probably should burn it down with how awful he's made the interior look with all that Temu gold plating and crap.
Burn it down so they can start fresh. You're never gonna get the Trump stank out of there.
I wouldn't put it past them to decide fuses are "woke" or some shit and it burns down on its own.
The SS won’t let OSHA inspect the job site and it burns down when a contractor leaves a kerosene heater pointed at a barrel of acetone.
I'm gonna give Canada a free pass on any war crimes they commit this time
New war crimes are added every time Canada is tested so yeah we will be fine about those old ones.
War crimes aren't cool, it doesn't matter how mad we all are.
It's awful that this is so upvoted.
It's OK.
The regime doesn't recognize international laws.
So, we play Calvin ball.
It's very explicit that you don't have to agree with the rules of war, nor do your opponents, for them to exist and apply. You think the people currently jailed in the Hague were fighting in otherwise-clean wars?
If you rape an American, you're just a rapist.
No rape.
But creatively ending lives of Nazi invaders.
If I kill an American I'm a murderer.
If I kill a Nazi, no I didn't.
but the us doesn't recognise the icc.
Canadians dusting off the old checklist.
That checklist is due for an update.
I'm working on mine. It oddly has more nipple torture than our previous list.
Nipple Torture with beavers?
Canada Geese
Geneva Suggestions.
Remember, it's not a war crime the first time!
"Geneva Conventions" really can interpreted two ways.
Oh boy, here I go war criming again.
We are quite good at them. We're historically unstoppable when we get let loose against fascists and will do anything we can think of to be as mean as possible.
As a general rule if you see a headline from the Express you can assume it to be at best tangentially connected to reality.
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