I hope all their future meals taste like piss and flies
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And that’s basically it!
WE need the Charmed Ones to curse those ICE Agents. Luckily, there's an Instant Karma Spell in the show (s04e03):
"Let Cruelty, pain and evil ways Follow this villain through all his days Reverse the torment, he creates To turn on him a crueler fate' (Just change 'villain' to 'ICE Agent')"
And they also arrested the people who hired these Illegal staff members right? Right?
It is unclear who the individuals arrested are or what the reason was for their arrests
Wow great reporting. Didn't contact the restaurant or anything. Just writing about videos people post on social media.
That is unfortunately SO much media these days. We should demand better, the media is the fourth pillar and its corruption and failure is to blame as much as anything else.
Not even telling us if they paid their bill, so i'm guessing not. Just ate for free then arrested them.
I have midwest crisis fatigue and so Does most of america.
Simple response: Don't feed the animals.
Oh you feed them you feed them the off menu special.
That actually reminds me of a story.
So in 2002 I worked at a place where the old owner still owned the property and he would come by to collect his rent cheques. German fellow, old guy.
He told a story once about growing up in Nazi Germany, he was very young at the time but old enough to remember it things.
In the town he grew up in, it was a small town, turns out one day the local butcher and his wife had the SS show up and take them off to be executed.
What they found it was Gestapo officers kept going missing in the area and everyone thought that they were taken to be questioned. No no it turned out that the old couple, who's children had long left the town and had lived elsewhere, were snatching Gestapo officers and then butchering them and selling them by turning them into sausages.
He said the sausages tasted completely normal and everyone was quite surprised how good the sausages were given the fact they they were all eating human sausage
I mean they're pigs, must be pork.
Long pork as they say
Ah, so that explains a few things. A place I went to get some food yesterday, had the front doors locked. Someone had to let me in. Every time I've ever been there, it's usually busy Being vague just in case ICE were to read this.
Boogers and cum
That's some Tarantino villain level bullshit.
Tarantino wishes he could come up ridiculously evil shits like those.
This is similar to the beginning of Inglorious Basterds. The milk scene.
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: No, I just kidnap them afterwards.
Hypothetically, how would the police determine who on the staff accidentally added rat poison to their dish if there were no witnesses?
Head chef, venue manager, and operator are all likely to face criminal charges for something like that. Regulators do not fuck around, least here in aus
anybody know how to read the independent without an overlay telling you to swipe to read the next article covering up the current article you're trying to read?
makes me want to just add them to my network blocklist
On mobile I use Firefox (I know I know just but hang on a minute) and there's the option to turn to page reader friendly with a tap of an icon in the address bar, near the right side.
That usually gets rid of intrusive overlays, formats the text into a more readable face type and also uses dark mode.
On topic - I'm so sorry America is infested with ICE
Why those nazi terrorists aren’t being denied service everywhere they go is beyond me.
Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. ~~Can't~~ It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.
Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.
I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.
Republicans have literally fought tooth and nail to be able to refuse service to anyone (in their case, LGBTQ people, disabled people, and black people) which absolutely can and should be used to the fullest extent against them.
My stance is fuck ICE, but not people who are possibly ICE. Judge people based on how they act and the message they send, not based on which race and age group they belong to
For what it's worth, I understood what you meant and am confused by their replies to you.
They certainly can, law enforcement isn't a protected class. It might be bad for business, but nothing is stopping anyone from denying service to LEOs
At least I hope the staff spit on their food.
Evil. Gimme a better term and I'll use it. But for now: evil.
evil implies the only way to beat them is to be "good'. it demonizes them into being monsters, which is no different than what they do.
a better term is reprobate.
an unprincipled or depraved person
I would add unscrupulous, but it may be redundant.
Having or showing no regard for what is right or honorable.
oh I like that.
They're butthurt that they couldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant in last few days (sound on for best effect)
Maybe instead of heckling them out of restaurants, we should use those moments to record them removing their masks so we can connect them to their crimes?
Yow! What a scoop!
So these dangerous criminal aliens were perfectly safe while preparing and serving them food and running the restaurant, but became dangerous as soon as they closed up for the day?
Snowflakes probably couldn’t handle the pico. And that’s just embarrassing.
I hope the staff put extra "special sauce" in their food at least. Disgraceful nazi fucks.

