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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tarantino wishes he could come up ridiculously evil shits like those.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

This is similar to the beginning of Inglorious Basterds. The milk scene.