BananaPeal

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Impulse buys are bad, we all know, but what was an impulse buy that proven to be a really good decision to you? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bought a Hyper X headset when I was drunk one time. Solid purchase, still have it 8 years later. Only stopped using it because I wanted wireless.

Does this have a word? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

there is no going back... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

"I'm doing good. Everything is fine." in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

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Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them (sh.itjust.works)
 
TIL of the Donner Party who were a group of pioneers including women and children who had to resort to cannibalism after an early snowfall cut off their destination, just one mountain pass over. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Patch Adams helps. https://youtu.be/KmpvNTb3UGc?t=1m4s

I don't understand referring to sex as "screwing" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You don't use any rotation? Next you're going to tell me that spinners aren't supposed to be spun.

TIL that 'asdf' is a proposed replacement data format for astronomical images and other scientific data in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What flavor?

Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More like a Monty Python.

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Valentine's Hulk (sh.itjust.works)
 
Make me cry in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We are currently further from the release of the song "1989" than the release was from actual 1989.

The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

I bought my son this fancy perfume he really wanted and it honestly just smells like soap in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

What holidays do you actually celebrate that most people would never have known people celebrate? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've always thought about celebrating Arbor Day like that episode of Raising Hope. Yes, it's primarily so I can talk about Poppa Woody.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
 
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