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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh you feed them you feed them the off menu special.

That actually reminds me of a story.

So in 2002 I worked at a place where the old owner still owned the property and he would come by to collect his rent cheques. German fellow, old guy.

He told a story once about growing up in Nazi Germany, he was very young at the time but old enough to remember it things.

In the town he grew up in, it was a small town, turns out one day the local butcher and his wife had the SS show up and take them off to be executed.

What they found it was Gestapo officers kept going missing in the area and everyone thought that they were taken to be questioned. No no it turned out that the old couple, who's children had long left the town and had lived elsewhere, were snatching Gestapo officers and then butchering them and selling them by turning them into sausages.

He said the sausages tasted completely normal and everyone was quite surprised how good the sausages were given the fact they they were all eating human sausage

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I mean they're pigs, must be pork.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Long pork as they say