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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 127 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I worked at a hospital for 20 years... in IT, I wanna start scolding just reading this!

this gets more then just pharmacists excited!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 62 points 1 week ago

Fr! Not even pharmacist, just anyone with a passive knowledge of germ theory!

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My elderly parents showing me clearly AI videos of a $30 robot puppy...

I couldn't convince them it was AI. I tried to explain CGI with shit like Pixar and Disney movies but it didn't work. NICOO puppy

That shit should be illegal.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I worked at a hospital for 20 years… in IT,

Hi there, I work in a small lab just upstairs and was wondering if it's okay if I spoof a few MAC addresses to get wired internet and then use my personal VPN to torrent a few GB's of films and games? I'm sure you understand

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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 89 points 1 week ago

One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can't help but lecture you on why you're wrong.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 76 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Or of they are a nurse, ask them which home remedy is best for burns: toothpaste or powder coffee?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

tell them to put a whole onion in their sock and call it a day

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago
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[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a joke it’s perfect 😂 but also: please don’t actually do this—finishing antibiotics as prescribed (or calling your doc if you’re having side effects) is the real pro tip.

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 51 points 1 week ago

Looks like we found the pharmacist.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recent research has found that the recommended length of a course of antibiotics is basically just a guess and doesn't have any hard science backing it.

I've even seen research that suggests that not finishing the full course if you feel better helps prevent resistant bacteria from taking over (because the antibiotics are killing the bacteria that are outcompeting them).

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See, the logic I heard re: resistance is the opposite. An infection is only an infection when the bacterial levels are high enough to cause symptoms. Anything below that is definitionally at a level where your body can at worst manage those bacteria without triggering symptoms. You can still be contagious, though.

So, when you don't finish your antibacterial regimen but instead stop when you feel better, you are maximizing the culture size of bacteria with some resistance, creating maximal chance for some resistant bacteria to spread. Finishing your regimen kills the most amount of bacteria; yes, the surviving ones at this point are the most resistant, but are at a small enough number that propagation and spread are far less probable.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are studies linked in this post that disagree with that logic.

The logic you heard is the long held belief that's being challenged with new evidence, and it takes a super long time to break the medical community of long held beliefs.

For example, even in the 90s medical schools were still teaching that you couldn't get addicted to opioids if you were actually in pain.

And there are still psychiatrists that will say you can't have autism because you can make eye contact with people, because that's what the DSM5 says.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

That may be true, but given that doctors are better equipped to understand the changing landscape of medical knowledge, it's wisest to take medication as prescribed

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you're ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

In telecoma version is take a fibre optic cable with you and burry it. A backhoe will promptly arrive to dig it up.

[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

If you're in the desert, start mixing a Dry Martini, an Englishman will appear to tell your recipe is wrong and his is the correct one.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (6 children)

We need one of these for every field.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

I bet optometrists have opinions about people who have bad enough vision that it causes them daily problems that they complain about regularly, but don't want to wear glasses for vanity reasons.

contacts exist, but y'know ...understandably many people don't want to use them either - as someone who wore contacts daily for a couple of years, learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat.

[–] janja@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saving for

learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I wonder how many people tried both and agree that it's kinda similar :D It's the part where you train yourself to ignore your instinctual reluctance and reflexes to "touch" a part of your body that's not supposed to be touched like that.

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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

"OK, I unplugged the computer. ... No, I still hear air moving. ... What? You mean the footrest? Why would I unplug that?"

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i wonder if hearing people talk about radiation as though it's an infection that can spread from person to person makes other nuclear enthusiasts twitch as much as it makes me...

or hearing someone imply that any nuclear reactor can explode in exactly the same manner that an atomic bomb does "by accident".

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

talk about radiation as though it’s an infection that can spread from person to person

It kind of does if you practice cannibalism!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You enrich uranium through centrifugation.

I enrich uranium through bioaccumulation.

We are not the same.

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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's my 50 CSV files for you to create a powerbi report on top of.

As well as

How do I export the data from my report to CSV?

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 20 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I just had a thought, do they still put a shitload of antibiotics into animal feeds on factory farms? Doesn't that contribute to antibiotic resistance?

[–] Sniatch@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Just another good reason to not eat animals

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Course lengths for antibiotics isn't well studied. From this article:

In fact, the optimal length of treatment in many common infections is not well studied and may be more than a little arbitrary. One infectious diseases doctor has suggested, somewhat satirically, that most of our current rules for antibiotic administration have more to do with the number of days in the week than they do with robust scientific evidence.

We have a growing and, frankly, terrifying issue of antibiotic resistant bacteria from over prescribing and longer than necessary courses.

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[–] shrugs@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where in that document does it say that patients should decide on their own to stop taking antibiotics because they "feel better now"?

This is something one can bring up with the doctor who prescribed it, but not a decision to make on feelings.

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That is interesting. But a consideration for the doctor, not the layperson. Everyday people should still take the full course prescribed and hope their physician has prescribed the right dose.

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[–] joe_archer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is exactly the same as saying to a software developer: "I was going to ask you to write me some software to do this, but I'll just get AI to do it instead"

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

“I used to do programming when you could put code on your MySpace page”

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[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

Works great with your local autistic friend too, or anyone with any semblance of common sense

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"👍"

"Oof. I wonder what I did to piss them off?"

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