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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

This would be funnier if there were a gigantic banana floating in space

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

It's either very very small or very very large.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 18 hours ago

I never fully grasped the true scale of a single galaxy (and then expanded that understanding to the observable universe) until I hopped in my ship in Elite Dangerous and actually set off to cross one. Holy fucking shit, does it really help put it into perspective when you're traveling between vast galactic arms, hopping individual stars 50-70 Ly at a time and trying your damndest not to stretch yourself too thin in fear of running out of scoopable fuel/stars.

If I were an Astronomy teacher, Elite would be my most profound and precious tool.

[–] Solano@piefed.social 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I need a red circle to show me where the banana is.

There's a red circle the size of Earth in there

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

That would spoil the fun, would it?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This reminds me of an Italo Calvino short story about a guy doing backyard telescope observatory space viewing (whew) and he spots someone holding a sign on a distant star stating "I know what you did". The viewer now starts calculating exactly where he would have been at the time including light speed and distance light travels to reach him and all sorts of other calcs until he determines the time in the past and finally realizes "Whoa! He saw that!?".

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

A couple problems here:

  1. The image resolution isn’t high enough for a banana to be visible at this scale.
  2. This isn’t the Milky Way (it’s impossible to take a picture from outside our own galaxy), so bananas do not exist there. This means the banana would have to be photoshopped in, in which case you might as well photoshop a map scale.

Nice picture, but I call BS 🤔

Edit: Omg, I forgot to mention the most obvious giveaway. Our supermassive black hole doesn’t have a quasar! Busted!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

I don't believe you, if this isn't our galaxy how did he get the banana in the picture?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 18 hours ago

Pretty easy to get an Andromeda shot that includes banana for scale

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There could be a teapot in there somewhere though.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Let’s assume there is one until someone proves otherwise.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 19 hours ago

Every banana in existence is in this picture.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so bananas do not exist there

This guy honestly doesn't believe in panbanania.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The theory that the universe was seeded with banana life by an intergalactic precursor race of bananas? It’s possible, but so far there is no hard evidence, and I don’t think OP is claiming to have taken a picture of an alien banana.

[–] teft@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago

The theory that the universe was seeded with banana life by an intergalactic precursor race of bananas?

This was covered in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation called The Chase:

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] teft@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They do. Just not the versions we eat. Those are genetic clones and are propagated seedlessly. If you look closely sometimes you can see undeveloped seeds in bananas. They're the little black dots near the center that you see sometimes.

Here is a picture of a land race banana with seeds:

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Oh man, I had eaten bananas with seeds but they were tiny like they are in kiwis. I thought the image would be similar to those but instead the seeds are as big as like lentils.

Took me by surprise

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Of course this isn't our galaxy, that's why OP was so kind to add the missing banana for us

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The image resolution isn’t high enough for a banana to be visible at this scale.

Pinch to zoom, brah.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

"Computer, enhance!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

How do you know bananas don’t exist outside of our galaxy?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Err, they did photoshop a map scale .. the banana ..

[–] teft@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Edit: Omg, I forgot to mention the most obvious giveaway. Our supermassive black hole doesn’t have a quasar! Busted!

https://newsroom.ucla.edu/file?fid=52e854d4f6091d782f00167c

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That second point just isn't true. We have pictures of other galaxies

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

"I'll add it in post"

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If the universe is infinite, there most certainly are bananas on an infinite number of planets.

(Sorry, I smoke way too much weed, mannnn.”)

[–] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like how you put it where (you thought) nobody would look.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] teft@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

That's peanuts to the Universe!

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

You got me. I leaned in to find the banana.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You really should eat that banana before it goes bad. I see spots on it and one area looks soft and bruised.

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Please be interested.

I would say mission accomplished, probably generated far more interest than they could've imagined

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

No... That's not true... That would mean I would be old... I'm not ol oh fuck...

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

That's what I get for not reading my own link

And people keep clutching their pearls about skibidi and 6-7. We were way overdue for a new wave of slang.

Hey! Why's that koala smiling?

[–] Nima@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I can't seem to find the banana all that easily.

....your mom though. she's clearly visible at this scale. 😎

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I saw one but don't know if its the one you added.