>Anon buys a can of beans.
> It comes with AI.
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Why would you post this without context? IIRC this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer was about slaying goblins, and no other monsters
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I mean... That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn't just the one titular character. 🤷♂️
Buffy barely slew any vampires after the second or third season.
I believe they even have a couple 4th wall breaking jokes about that, too.
Scope creep destroys not only software projects.
And you can't even sail to the moon. There's no wind in space, who do they think they are kidding.
The Baron Munchausen disagrees.
Didn't know what this was, but that guy could literally sail to the moon on the power of his mustache alone. Mere physics cannot help but bend to his whims.
Yeah, yeah, I know, the joke just works better if you pretend thats not a thing 🫥
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What?
It's because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.
no. this makes complete sense.
Is this a metaphor I'm not recognizing?
No, it's a response to someone complaining that you only kill Goblins in the game Goblin Slayer
So not no, but actually yes
Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans
Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol
no no no, you're right that's a good joke
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Am I too normal to understand this?
You come to c/Greentext. You receive a green text. You don't get the joke. You come to comments in order to complain
According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.
So Anon "Bought a Can of Beans" by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there "Wasn't any salad in the Can of Beans," because all he does is... Slay Goblins.
It's a mad world.
i hope anon takes their meds :(
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