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[–] TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 214 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why would you post this without context? IIRC this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer was about slaying goblins, and no other monsters

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 100 points 3 days ago

This is very important, thanks

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean... That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn't just the one titular character. 🤷‍♂️

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buffy barely slew any vampires after the second or third season.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

I believe they even have a couple 4th wall breaking jokes about that, too.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Scope creep destroys not only software projects.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

And you can't even sail to the moon. There's no wind in space, who do they think they are kidding.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, yeah, I know, the joke just works better if you pretend thats not a thing 🫥

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Baron Munchausen disagrees.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Didn't know what this was, but that guy could literally sail to the moon on the power of his mustache alone. Mere physics cannot help but bend to his whims.