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And you can't even sail to the moon. There's no wind in space, who do they think they are kidding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_sail
Yeah, yeah, I know, the joke just works better if you pretend thats not a thing 🫥
The Baron Munchausen disagrees.
Didn't know what this was, but that guy could literally sail to the moon on the power of his mustache alone. Mere physics cannot help but bend to his whims.