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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

And you can't even sail to the moon. There's no wind in space, who do they think they are kidding.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, yeah, I know, the joke just works better if you pretend thats not a thing 🫥

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The Baron Munchausen disagrees.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Didn't know what this was, but that guy could literally sail to the moon on the power of his mustache alone. Mere physics cannot help but bend to his whims.