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I mean... That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn't just the one titular character. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Buffy barely slew any vampires after the second or third season.
I believe they even have a couple 4th wall breaking jokes about that, too.
Scope creep destroys not only software projects.
And you can't even sail to the moon. There's no wind in space, who do they think they are kidding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_sail
Yeah, yeah, I know, the joke just works better if you pretend thats not a thing ๐ซฅ
The Baron Munchausen disagrees.
Didn't know what this was, but that guy could literally sail to the moon on the power of his mustache alone. Mere physics cannot help but bend to his whims.