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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon buys a can of beans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Am I too normal to understand this?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

You come to c/Greentext. You receive a green text. You don't get the joke. You come to comments in order to complain

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.

So Anon "Bought a Can of Beans" by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there "Wasn't any salad in the Can of Beans," because all he does is... Slay Goblins.