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Anon buys a can of beans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What?

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

It's because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

no. this makes complete sense.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven't eaten any in a long time.